Tom Pashkov

It’s not a partisan movement or a political alignment, it’s lack of critical thinking skills and sympathetic imagination. It’s the stupid, stupid.

What do the naysayers say? The naysayers say nay.

We are the reason there is a why. Nothing else in the universe cares. Why does a rock fall down a hill? That's your guess and it will never be completely wrong or completely right. #TheScientificMethod

They say the pen is mightier than the sword. They would say that, they have the sword, and the pen.

If you include someone with an MBA in a creative production of any kind, you fucked up.

The sayers of nay are not a cohort that is given to optimism.

If the car you end up with after the repair is worth more than the cost of the repair itself, you fix the car.

#lakeOntario

Every accomplishment by a nepo baby will come with an asterisk.

Trans Former Autobot I finished this in MS Paint 3D with a mouse. I really need to set up my drawing tablet with its very useful stylus. I mean, that's why I bought it and now look at it (I am, right now) all sad and dark in the corner, collecting dust, failing to fulfil its purpose. Just like me.

To be fair, the abacus is AI.

The modern Republican party is made up of three groups: Lawful Evil conservatives. ~ 30% Neutral Evil libertarians. ~ 10% Chaotic Evil fascists. ~ 60% Evil is the primacy of the self, Good is the primacy of the collective.

I wonder if they knew what 'clockwise' was before humans invented clocks? Do you think people just thought to themselves, 'I think I'm going to turn gently to the right, I think it would be wise.'

I'm not a complete idiot. I am an incomplete idiot.

I hate communism because I like to fight Musketeers one at a time.

For every stupid rule, there is an even stupider person that made it necessary.

I work my ass off. Two-four-seven. Twenty four hours a week, seven days a year.

"I did not come from outer space." He scoffed, doing the air quotes sign with his elongated, glowing fingers. "I travelled through outer space to get here."

A hundred million actors could have played the role, but there's only one chair and the music stopped playing a long, long time ago.

I want a cake so large that it would take me an entire lifetime to eat the whole thing. #9metrictonsofcake

The studio audience in my brain does not need and 'applause' sign.

I'm considerably more tolerable in context.

And don't even talk about 'Car Guy Land'. It took Jay Leno twenty minutes on the phone to convince Trump that wasn't a thing. #EnrichTheIranian

Trump thinks Kharg Island is 'Car Guy Land', a theme parked owned by Jay Leno and Pete wasn't fully aware enough to correct him as he was working on taking the straight up vermouth.

You can imagine my disappointment when I discovered that the 'Laser Eye Clinic' does not, I repeat does not give you lasers that shoot out of your eyes.

I was too short and fat to be a high fashion model so I just settled on being high.