TheAmericanCanine

Keep your fucking hands off the dogs.

Gonna say it again and again until y’all get sick of me: America has become an authoritarian state.

Growing up there were two NFL coaches I knew by name, Tom Landry and Mike Ditka. Ditka led my Super Bowl shuffling Bears to the Championship in what was probably the first and last year I was a football fanatic. RIP Iron Mike.

Where’s that “Right to jail” meme when you need it?

The former First Family is mourning the loss of their beloved dog. RIP Sunny. theamericancanine.com/2026/09/16/a...

Rest easy, good boy.

This fall’s “It” girl.

Wendell Berry. RIP. “Nell’s small grave, opening at the garden’s edge to receive her out of this world’s sight forever, reopens many graves. Digging, the old man grieves for his old dog with all the grief he knows, which seems again to be approaching enough, though he knows there is more.”

An American pit bull was gifted to Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky by U.S. boxer Terence Crawford. The puppy named Freya is the granddaughter of a dog that survived Russia’s brutal occupation of Bucha in 2022, Zelensky said.

Seriously I got teary watching. How great is this, how absolutely cheesy great. RIP Dolly.

Heartbreaking, just heartbreaking. RIP Dolly.

A good dog will make you faster. www.runnersworld.com/news/a734877...

Talarico details Paxton’s anti-puppy record

It's something every dog owner knows — but now we have the science to prove it: Dogs really can tell when we're happy or sad. https://cnn.it/4bOVKhE

Sing it loud.

That's a real stake to the heart. RIP, Anthony Head.

if anyone asks for my cause of death just tell them i saw pedro pascal being mauled by puppies

1. The last thing the world needs right now is another movie about H!tler, no matter how it is framed. 2. He poisoned Blondi with a cyanide capsule and watched her d!e. End this fascination. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma...

A day late, but posting my pair for National German Shepherd Day.

Whoever would have thought having masked agents kidnapping foreigners off the street would chill interest in visiting the US for an international event?

I got to do something interesting this week. No, I did not pet the dogs.

I am no James Comey fan. He made a huge contribution to Hillary Clinton losing in 2016. But this is an "I am Spartacus " moment. I am reposting Comey's seashells Arrest me motherfuckers.

Non-stop. Until he is gone and America is fixed.

Without delay.

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Doesn’t seem possible. RIP Chuck Norris.

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day.

I'm begging my fellow politicians, Illinoisans, and Americans to realize that right now, we aren't fighting over policy or political party. We're fighting over whether we're going to be a country rooted in empathy and kindness — or one rooted in cruelty and rage.

Greatest military on earth, right? www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Army officials in South Korea are warning troops to start planning early when bringing pets into the country, as strict import rules can lead to long quarantines, unexpected costs and, in some cases, animals being sent back to the U.S. Read more: www.stripes.com/theaters/asi... #Flashes

More performative outrage and victimhood by the bullsh*t-slingers on the right. thehill.com/homenews/hou...

Dogs are always up for a fun run.

Thank you for letting me and so many others know and understand. I am. Somebody. Rip Jesse Jackson youtu.be/iTB1h18bHlY?...

We're losing so many of the greats. RIP Robert Duvall.

It's only cute until they turn it on people, which will be immediately. www.ms.now/opinion/ring...

A golden day. people.com/goldens-in-g...

Congratulations to Penny (and her handler)! www.cnn.com/2026/02/03/s...

This also goes for West Coast cities. Seattle for sure. We’re doing fine without you or your ill-informed opinions.

Catherine O'Hara 1954-2026 RIP

It’s also useful to remember that when the Nazis started their BS they took inspiration from US Jim Crow laws.

Happy retirement. www.stripes.com/theaters/us/...

Good decision.

Valentino Garavani, the legendary Italian fashion designer, passed away at the age of 93 in his home in Rome. He was known for his iconic designs, including the famous "Valentino Red" dress, and a love for pugs.

End of an era. Bob Weir 1947-2026

In a time of tension, terror, and chaos, let me give you a moment of peace. Here’s my new family member.

A thought from Raoul Duke on my birthday:

Happy Christmas Eve everyone. (With a special holiday greeting to @theauthorguy.bsky.social )