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Old people against vaccines somehow expect to be mourned when thry die from a preventable disease smh.

Yay for the biopsy revealing I don't have skin cancer (again)

Incel: "Faye of the God Of War game is ugly". Me: "What the fuck are you talking about." Also saying following his standards I would never play as him. Him: "How dare you call me a neckbeard with your profile pic?!" Well, where do I start... (Cont.)

1. You have insane standards for women yet look like an unshaved ass. I normally don't give a shit, I'm shitting on your weird response to Faye in the game. 2. My feelings can't be hurt by mocking anything I put in my profile. If I didn't want it to be perceived I wouldn't put it there.

3. You're damn right I'm using myself in my profile pic. Figured I might as well use the same one everywhere. 4. I would update it with one with my surgical scar, it's just too much work. I absolutely don't care how I'm perceived looks-wise. Especially not by men.

4 Sept

Yay, the deematologist found a suspicious spot she’s going to remove. FML.

27 Aug

I bought niece a Minecraft Ender Man from GamesCom, hopefully it’ll be a fun “I know school sucks” gift.

27 Aug

It was the weirdest option and that’s why I chose it 😄

27 Aug

GamesCom I am inside you 😄

25 Aug

My niece is stressed about going back to school and started playing Minecraft again. So I started a new world for myself. She now joins me every time I'm online. I'm only playing Minecraft so she can join me and relax a second, I've got a.bunch of other games I could play 😁

25 Aug

We're talking a huge blacklist of games but I just boot up Minecraft to give her some non-going-back-to-school time. We don't even really talk, we.judt do stuff in Minecraft. Is that like, weird?

18 Aug

If I have to focus my writing efforts somewhere I somehow feel like this platform isn't really a place to sink time into anymore.

14 Aug

I keep reminding myself I once got any games and hardware I wanted in exchange for some reviews and fumbled that bag when I developed an autistic special interest in some niche CMS 😭

12 Aug

Where in the fresh hell are those followers that are obviously trying to just advertise something coming from.

12 Aug

Hey Too Good To Go, if you think 1-3 days is the same as 7-??? days and your clanker thinks me saying that's a deal breaker is "Good feedback!" I hope the cloud that AI sits on evaporates or he's forced to generate pictures of old fat guys with their anime waifu.

12 Aug

This might be me being "too autistic" but if you pull shit like this on our first interaction I am never purchasing from you again.

11 Aug

Being autistic means that sometimes you've got to bend the rules. I got my tax invoice. If I handled my accounting for the month afterwards it would loom over me and I would do my work at 25% all day. So I chose to spend an hour on it and work at 100% for the rest of the day.

11 Aug

The LinkedIn Brained might say "What, you stole an hour from your boss?" But what's better? Me being 100% productive for 90 of the day or me being 25% productive 100% of the day?

8 Aug

I am so bored. Not just now but in general.

7 Aug

Ah, no wonder we won the Ryder Cup, Trump attended. 🤣

7 Aug

Wow American supporters are shit in every sport, wild.

7 Aug

If you were Europoor and just stouterd the name of your country you would die of cringe.

4 Aug

How do you survive a day at a theme park as a fifth wheel? Asking for a myself.

3 Aug

LinkedIn is where the sad people go that don't have an actual skillset to do something (writing and talking ain't it) and try to sell themselves and their persona because they've really got nothing else to offer.

31 July

The SUI index (or SEI for you Yanks) seems to indicate that June was a very hot month that lead to a decrease in expenses as outside temperatures made engaging in economical activities challenging. That's LinkedIn for "I didn't spent any money in June apparently 'cause I didn't go outside."

30 July

I present to you the Ozempics, where people who lost weight "through exercise and dieting" but have never trained a day in their life take part in athletic events over the course of a month.

29 July

LinkedIn be like: "Steven, add the guy that fired you because he had it in for autistic people (and women but I'm not one of those) and fired you because he "saw no future for you". Nah, I'm good.

25 July

I swear to God I will rounduo every weather man that predicted insane temperatures that Will almost definitely not happen and I will make them dig a hole until they can touch lava

25 July

YouTube: "Hey, are you noticing interruptions?" Me: "Not really" YouTube: "Because if you do it's probably your ad blocker, so if you'd disable it the videos would load a lot faster!" Yes, because those aren't interruptions...

25 July

I always forget how disabling my autism and ADHD actually are until my parents leave for a long vacation.

20 July

It's great to see Spain could defeat two countries in the final, and both South American too. Argentina and Colombia (cocaine)

19 July

Never let America host anything serious again. Except WWIII

18 July

If you are singing and I can hear it it’s free content.

18 July

The neurotypicals Will never understand the betrayal of a store not having the snack which was the only reason you visited it in the first place.

16 July

Why do all problems I research always lead about conversations held by women with autism? This is becoming weird.

16 July

I hate summers for so many reasons. Although I absolutely hate the weather I mostly hate them for social reasons.

15 July

Okay who in my area named their Wifi Alice in Wonder Lan

14 July

Started the day trying to figure out Laravel Envoy. Fixing things left and right. At the end of the day I realized "I have to do just as much work to get Envoy to work as I have to when I'd just write my own script, man..." So I wrote my own deploy script instead.

14 July

The Norwegians celebrated their Quarter final like they won the thing. Good for them. :)

12 July

I've got America fatigue

10 July

An American just wrote Europeans and Africans were bad for shipping and selling slaves and they did nothing wrong. They just bought them. How can you be hyper capitalist and not realize that if you create the demand for something evil you are in fct a bad person.

9 July

You try to be nice to Americans and at least 10% are the sorest losers you've ever seen, copletely ignorant of the fact why the world was upset by the Balogun events. Why do I even bother?

8 July

I genuinely hope the Americans had fun with the world cup and that being eliminated doesn't sour their experience. There's still a lot of fun football to be played and lots of good times to be had. You can trust me, I live in a country that hosted and got eliminated in the group stage... :D

I wonder if Americans realize they're not the only country with more than one sport. They're just bad at the ones you czn be an actual world champion in and that's okay.

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Having to explain to American fans that if the rest of the world appears to be against "them" it's more of a #NotAllMen situation is hard. We're mocking systems, institutions and the trolls that support them. We know not everyone be like that.