the raccoon with all the answers

hi party people i need to make some RENT MONEY !!! my commission queue is open! read the whole thread for what the options ive got, dm if interested! FULL COMMS - 80 USD base rate, up to 100 for background details + extra for cutaways, micros, etc (we'll talk a budget) -artistic freedom at 90 USD

did you know that my raccoon can disguise and illusion themselves? @mousification.bsky.social sure knows :3c #stepping

my worst trait is i unfortunately think flag bikinis are really hot

i'm gonna mouse

thoughts and evil ideas brewing

bites you congratulations on becoming a were-raccoon

should i try eating a nuclear control rod to see if i become a raccoon kaiju y/n vote now on your phones

infrequent reminder to feed me your files

- She is at least 20 times your size - Wears a stoic expression and a seemingly indifferent manner - She has taken some liking to you somehow, whether out of pity or adoration - That still doesn’t stop her from squishing micros regularly

not only am i a raccoon-tanuki thing with illusion and earth magic, i'm a a raccoon-tanuki thing with illusion and earth magic that can ALSO grow big as fuck or make you into a dot so if you think about it you should probably surrender

Having the sudden realization at work that it’s kinda funny that I see @toweringklau.bsky.social as equally “rad friend that likes a lot of the same shit I do” and also “bothersome nuisance that I would chuck like a football (affectionate)” because this is just the rivalry of kitsune and tanuki.

bunnies.

whats a fella gotta do for a h hug around here

theres a raccoon in the new jackbox.

grows when youre not looking

fuck it shrinks you

if there ever comes a day in which im not thinking about this image it's cuz i died

Here's an awesome commission I got from @murlbius.bsky.social of Sybil from Pseudoregalia!

I just retweeted all my Sybil VRChat screenshots, but I just wanna draw extra attention to these two because God Damn.

sybil tummy for you PERVERTS #voresky (though it is ambiguous)

the scale of these dreams are getting ridiculous (more sybil from pseudoregalia......) #sizesky #giantess

Sorry for taking so long to finish this drawing... But here she is — Sybil from Pseudoregalia! 💜 #Sybil #pseudoregalia #fanart

I just got another legendary commission from @dankwoll.bsky.social, this time of Sybil from Pseudoregalia wearing her guardian outfit!

daydreaming #sybil #pseudoregalia

Sybil from Pseudoregalia

An easy little render while i get going again, hoping to get more stuff out soon! Sybil model by: @rosecreates.bsky.social See you when i do! #pseudoregalia #sybil

It’s not her fault that the micro shop has the best coffee, it’s the city planners for making these streets so narrow

sybil pseudoregalia is the perfect woman

generally esthet is only a bully if you're smaller than her

im gonna be so honest i just wanted to draw socks #sizesky #g/t #giant/tiny

🦈 See some cleavage, post some cleavage. Oh, I’m all over this. Eiko 🎨 @tuzzleton.bsky.social Juniper 🎨 @agonwolfe.bsky.social

MORE KASEN TUMMY!!!! now being used as totally just a teaching tool for @squeakoverflow.bsky.social's bakumi and for nothing else. #belly #touhou

macro raichus.........

tell me abt ur fav giant pokemon chat

giant pokemon <3 <3

Sybil (Mar. 2025)

hiiii chat hows it hanging whatzup

Hm… looming storm giant lionesses causing a rumbling thunder storm while “California Girls” is playing from one of their colossal mp3 players, enjoying themselves immensely…

multiplies your height by a random number

What if skunks were Really Big? @fireywill.bsky.social 📸

are you a ladies or are you a germs

you couldn't handle the streets i was made on

im BORED tell me some sizey thoughts

would you guys still love me if i was Fluffy Raccoon pushes Wooden Train Engine