nourishing ghoul

slammin back an ice cold owyn

This one

The feminine urge to build theranos 2.0

i live to use my tiny little tea strainer every morning

sweetie wake up, you need to drink your decoction

no it’s fine i didn’t need sleep it’s not like i’m picking up my friend from the airport in 5 hours

make me into that pink slurry. put me in a yoga mat. i want to be chicken nuggets

it’s cool how i idolize discipline and excel at nothing

one million little ways to make yourself perfect each behind a nifty paywall

O‘ Weight of Days and i was made to bear them hence??

and who are we to deny the moon her demands?

Thank you to the driver of this Ford Explorer for making my day.

ok that’s enough dinner let’s have some milkshake

someone please bring me weed and 100k

what the hell is even going on anymore

did you know i invented the wireless earbuds first? i just didn’t make them or anything

i have one cat upon my left, and another upon my right. god is good

It sounds cheesy to say but this country cant be fixed until children have rights & are treated as human instead of property

Is bsky into Irish Muscle Mommy Barbie? ☺💕

i just have two and a have hours of work today and then it’s my weekend and me bestie comes into town tomorrow and then i get to finish my weekend by hanging out with a really tall beautiful woman i’ve somehow captured the interest of

why is sonic giving me bedroom eyes

ugh goddammit. also lol to a brianna wu tweet showing up in this article

I'm sick of woke, bring back sleep

until someone uses ai to erase student debt or something i don’t care

oh actually please don’t touch that that’s my cup of mold

try this handy mnemonic, it’s so simple

Calling it a skeet make me laugh! because to me that is like Sperm like back when everyone was in highschool listening to hip hop at bon fires & quoting Chapelle show & sometimes "where's the chapstick?"😹 then you remember tosh.0 quote so you gotta say that too 🙀🤣🤪 slapping the bass nostalgia ftw

AMA! (likely will not answer and will block you)

It's nice to be reminded that good things can still happen.

everyone fears the intolerable interval and that’s why society is failing

thanks to ai i can now play elden ring as master chief and it’s totally amazeballs

when she responds to ur vulnerability with kindness and reassurance >>>