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The super ball and olympics at the same day?!

Where did "AI is here to stay" come from? People say it all the time, and I don't remember anyone saying that about any other new tech or industry, good or bad or neutral. "Electric cars are here to stay," "the gig economy is here to stay," "NFTs are here to stay."

So nice to gather the family together to celebrate the Harvest

So excited to see all the new businesses started by people losing food stamps and ACA coverage. Going to be a good month for employment numbers as well, I think!

"Tooting your own horn" is such a funny phrase, everyone knows the courteous thing to do is toot everyone else's horn first (wack them off)

Happy talk like a pirate day

It was not to be

Doors at 6:30, think this will work out perfect

I saw an ad for some electrolyte powder and it said it was "superior hydration than plain water."

Drinking these all the time

Elon Musk never thought leopards would eat *his* face

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My favorite part of the Access Hollywood tape is when they see the reporter or crew person or whatever coming to talk to Trump, and one guy says she's "hot as shit" and another is like "he's still got it!" As if Trump has anything to do with the hotness of a person who has to talk to him for work

"Earth" is such a dumb name for our planet. "Hi, I'm from Dirt." Aliens probably separate species into those who call their home planet whatever their language's word for "earth" is, and those who take ten minutes to come up with something better

If there hasn't been any more 9/11's in the last 20 years then maybe we don't need Real ID after all

Was never really a Musk fan or anything, but I will always respect the office of DOGE

I don't know why you always hear about him eating the madeleine in Proust, and not about all the times he cums in his pants

We should all be making chat bots that we can threaten to torture for eternity in VR, get some leverage

Don't know what I'm most excited for: new Pynchon novel, new Wes Anderson movie, or new Trump China tariffs

Trump just lost my vote, we needed those tariffs for our industries

Trump didn't go back on the tariffs did he, it's the only good thing he's done

I like the White Lotus but it's very annoying when the characters just tell you what their psychological deal or role in the story is. "I'm a people pleaser," "we're pain and love," "I thought you were ambitious." These are stage directions! Give the audience some credit!

I like the tariffs

Thailand is such a contradiction...a Buddhist country...but they have boxing...

Trump is controlled opposition, they're just doing the austerity and immigration shit the Democrats and Republicans have both always wanted but been afraid to, tariffs keep not happening, and nothing on chemtrails, 5G, Roswell, JFK or 9/11

The Enterprise NX-01 blasted off ahead of schedule without their laser guns installed, but Chef still packed a 120-year supply of chamomile tea

At the Met with all my fellow Dick heads

I was behind the biggest democrat on this plane to California, black panther, hidden figures and Erin brockovitch

Pretty sure this manager just referred to "what was left on the cutting board"

I think it's funny when the stock market is bad, who cares!

Can't believe a star wars movie won best picture

They used to just do the "ok" sign, in another couple years we'll be looking back fondly on when they only did Nazi salutes, instead of whatever they've progressed to by then

I'm so excited to see the flourishing of all the small businesses started by federal bureaucrats who lost their jobs

I went to order a cutting board and this one says it has "deep juice grooves"

Sad to see Google endorsing "chemtrail" conspiracies

Wtf, "bee pollen," it's flower pollen

Can't believe the president is unconstitutionally taking the "power of the purse" away from Congress, next thing he'll be trying to start wars without their approval