trey yates

Anyone who uses this horse in Pokémon Champions supports Israel

why are so many youtubers and twitch streamers engineer college dropouts

Kids YouTubers using AI in videos is so fucking funny. This guy is in Florida, so they told ChatGPT "make cybertruck drive south Florida." Florida is now the southern point of Texas. Also there's a second Florida. Also Mexico terraformed to be west of Texiflorida, and it's a forest area, as is Cuba

I watched the TPUSA show and idk, I thought it was pretty good actually!

Shout out to @thekavernacle.bsky.social I think the signs were already there for a long time, but whatever helps my bingo card

2 Girls 1 Cup, or as a chemist would call it, G₂C

I do love this. However, we need a Barbie that streams Super Mario Sunshine Any% speedruns that are modded to be a Nuzlocke somehow. 7 viewers watching max.

I am looking for mutual on this site that I may know from Twitter, neverly known as X. If you know somebody named Trey Yates, you’ve come to the right place

Crazy way to go out and kind of shocked more people aren't talking about this, but I'll take it

Mouth breather fo’ today, Queen?

Pete Hegseth: "The military will be fully equipped with AI tools. Log in, learn it, and let's start using it to its fullest potential. The power is in your hands." Me, who exploited FromSoft bosses like Iron Golem, Fire Giant, and Rennala by glitching out their programming: hey so that's a bad idea

Democrats 2026 strategy

A sonic racing game is better than Mario Kart, everyone’s popping Tylenol, and the new season of Smiling Friends just started… autism has never been so hot

what's poppin', slime

This is the shit that pops up when you hit straight cherries on the slot machine

BREAKING NEWS: Democrats expected to gain numbers with new strategy of adding more Vine Boom.mp3 to YouTube Shorts

There is no harder proof about the inevitable death of capitalism than your own group chats. That shit stays popping on weekdays as your loved ones are doing everything they can to avoid work. On Saturdays and Sundays, you will get no responses. Everyone is out living, dancing, & loving for 48 hours

when the american empire falls and people are forced to do the actual labor that they passed on to immigrants for decades we're gonna have sooooooo many hoarse former-middle class suburbanites. it'll be awesome. apply sunscreen, babe.

My friends and I have started sending each other texts like spectacle Democrats

Trump so busy trying to pass that bill that he can’t take advantage of the P. Diddy verdict headlines to announce some new, horrible bullshit

I’m trying to think of the antithesis to the Care Bears. Best I’ve got right now is Apathy Wallabies or Contentious Fishes

“Operation Midnight Hammer” is a name that is so, so stupid. Hopefully no empirical governments catch wind of this

how long we got til we get 9/11 2. or 9/11 II, if you wanna stylize it.

Actual news: Trump administration cutting federal funding for California, tipping the scales in the Republicans’ favor for total control. Sending US military into Los Angeles to end protests CNN: check out our dumbass Broadway show tonight! 🤩🥰

Why is the cast of The Boys going to an event called Nostalgia Con. Y’all got a new season coming out next year

I feel like a lot of gamers wished for “an end to all cozy games” and the monkey’s paw curled. We just watched 20 gooner anime trailers. There’s now a multiplayer game where you run around pissing and shitting with your friends. We turned the dial back to mid-2000s dudebro gaming

This could give Hemingway a run for his money

Niles is on a diet. I gave him a big talk on how spoiled rotten he is because all he does is cry and beg all day. He is going to assassinate me in my sleep.

Scott the Woz looks like he’s having a blast. Just living life and still hanging out with and/or employing all of his high school buddies that he made when they were all forced to go to Sunday school. Good for him.

very funny how the danny phantom tweet grifter posted this half a year ago then dipped

we're fuckin in the rayquaza truck tonight, babe

Pizza delivery guy getting mad because he couldn't find my house and tried to call me and went straight to voicemail. Brother I get 100 calls from robots every day now. That shit stays on silent. Figure it out

The NBC jingle and the Ford open door alarm should collab

oh, you verbs? you pussy? woke?

Tech companies will say "we must show growth every fiscal quarter" and the growth is updating the UI to be the biggest inconvenience to the users for the next month

MrBeast probably heard “post-colonialism” and thought it meant “posting colonialism”

I think Trump should fly that fancy new jet into Newark for a relaxing vacation ❤️

Modelo Pikachu weather is here

Just deleted Duolingo after a 650-day streak

I very much enjoyed the movie Sinners starring Michael B. Jordan and Michael A. Jordan

We got the fall of the Bastille and the implementation of the National Assembly as the de facto French government before GTA 6

We got the fall of the Bastille and the implementation of the National Assembly as the de facto French government before GTA 6

I described Elon as "Autism so rancid even the toaster gives you a look" in a group chat and now I want that on my gravestone

this is absolutely devastating

may the 4th with be you 🖖

Yesterday I took an Uber and the driver was playing an audio-only episode of Seinfeld in Spanish. It's sad that she doesn't see this as a beautiful thing.

Hi everyone, I'm a former MrBeast employee, and color me shocked that he didn't think it through that maybe this was a bad thing to quote tweet. Color me shocked that his fiancee from South Africa didn't think this one through.

I wish we lived in a world where we could watch the Marx family like the Kardashians

@bsky.app i am jacksepticeye's editor. blue checkmark, please