TreeRatTabletop

👋 I made a Patreon (don't worry, free, paid sub only if you can) I want to make longer content, but it gets such low traction. Rather than tank my algo, I can leave it on Patreon and at least give people the option to help pay for supplies, if that tickles their goose. patreon.com/Treerattable...

Garage had some rotten wood, it seems. Don't worry though, my balls broke my fall.

Is it too late to get really into winamp skins

If i leave a vm I'm punishing you for not answering

Found a post in the wild that my teenage son made. Just stumbled upon it and recognized the username and av he uses. In a sea of hate, he was saying something kind, empathetic and grateful. Just being the kind of person I wish I was at his age. My chest feels like it's bursting and my eyes are red.

I just had to, painfully, clean up after my dog after she did her business in a bunch of stinging nettles. I'm not saying all dogs shouldn't go to heaven, but there should be a purgatory where they need to work off their sins.

Just heard a very little kid mispronounce pigeon as pythegarion. Listen, you're not sticking the landing on this one, admittedly, but if you ever need an OC dragon name for a fantasy novel you're absolutely set.

my new favorite youtuber is this guy, who does a perfect 'tim heidecker in on cinema' but real somehow

Last day of vacation: "Gods lose me longer to swirl and drift in this swell of joy." Flight just got canceled: "I miss my bed i need to shit get me out of this fucking rat-hole."

Insurance in Canada might beat out the USA by a mile but it's still dumb af. I *love* sending a doomed claim to die on the shores of BlueCross so I can parade it's corpse before the throne of CanadaLife. Behold the dead, will you now summon the courage to honor your oath my Lord? Very efficient.

The playful whimsy of my dog fills me up.

I was looking for cat model for a kitbash and this fuckass model made me laugh so hard it gave me the hiccups

When your kids are old enough to be on the same social media, the bonfire is extinguished and the age of low-key horny is ended.

I've never had such a shift in the way I view someone from neg to pos as Robert Pattinson. I used to view him as an unserious clown, distasteful and tedious, but at this point I'd be happy to wash his hair while he tells me about his handheld spaghetti and VA work.

Just saw a grown man on his knees say a prayer on the quad blaster at the Y like a 6 year old kneeling at their bedside

I made beet iced cream. I like it a lot. It tastes like beets.

Trying to find printable 3d models of women online, that don't look like they're made by a horny 13 year old whose only experience with women is through porn, is making me think maybe dudes shouldn't be allowed to use the internet unless their activity is monitored by a responsible person.

Why my wife's earbuds she left in the car lil' freezas

I can't think of anything sexier than someone peering at me over the tops of their glasses and confidently commanding "come to butthead."

Do people ever do commissions for people where they don't, at both times and in equal measure, feel like they're ripping someone off and being ripped off themselves. Do people feel good about what they charge? What is this feeling like?

The way legolas flips onto the horse makes me so mad

Shaving my head to prepare for the Ratatouille War

(Luke O'Neil, We Had It Coming - and other fictions)

Gotta put in the effort to be as nice to strangers as the kid half my age with the giant gem studded crucifix that has been trying to inception me into Christianity at the YMCA for like 5 months now.

Kids at the gym talking, one says "he said he can't come until 5" Other kid goes "can you call your step-dad to get us then?" First kid goes "yeah! [Pause] switching to your step-dad is faster than reloading. The kids are alright.

Today's the day!

What about the trolly problem but instead of people on the track and a lever it's just me and my kid and he's excitedly pointing out deer grazing on corn that fell off a previous boxcar.

Sometimes if you don't have time to clean you can just take your glasses off.

About once a year i go to bed without brushing my teeth to experience feeling like a real psycho but it's scary

Commercials on Amazon video feel like I'm being marketed to by a pluribus drone. They make me feel dead.

Monster 40 minute long painting video for this model here (it's on Patreon, support appreciated but it's available on the free tier, I gotchu) www.patreon.com/posts/summer...

Editing 13 hours of footage into something watchable is unbelievably time consuming.

Busy Comic con kinda feels like dorky Costco

NO! BAD ALIBABA! VERY, VERY BAD!

I saw my therapist walking around dressed like Kratos from god of war and felt ashamed I wasn't matching his freak.

why are the weights at the gym so fucking heavy

My favorite part of posting a video stating that butchering children is *checks notes* bad, is having to monitor the video for the next 3 days to ban people posting slurs that are angry about it.

Well hello there

Bear! Going to try playing some mordheim soon as Kislev. I don't know if the bear is good in the game but in what world would I not choose the bear.

Just doing worm, taking in the worm, being present for worm

Saying "apology accepted" when people canadianly say sorry for no reason, fills me with animal excitement.

Oops, all neon (AOS cyberpunk kitbash) #warhammer

Editing 10 hours of footage into half an hour and realizing with horror that for anyone to watch it, it needs to have another 20 min shaved off is similar to the feeling you get in the slow motion of a car accident.

I told you I'm painting again! For realsies! #minipainting #warhammer #paintingminis

someone on Tumblr shared their prints of my vehicles. i love to see folks using my stuff! #battletech #miniatures #3dprinting #blender3d #3dsculpting

My review: Doom Dark Ages is the Dwarf Fortress of soulslikes. If that doesn't make sense to you keep scrolling, this review was only for gamers.