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A live look at my wife while I finally get around to actually decorating the Christmas tree.

My wife started encouraging me to swap up my hair. She felt it was too tall for someone also being too tall. Been growing it out without a plan for about four months. I’m about here with it but need some opinions. Thanks. (Hopefully.)

Holy college! 😳

Since I know that you guys love my stories, especially when they involve Elmo’s shitty cars. I’ve been at a family reunion for the last week in Island Park, Idaho a bit outside West Yellowstone. My wife and three of the kids left last night in her Tesla to split up the 11.5 hour drive

then in, a day or two when the tire is repaired, return the Turo to Provo and drive the Tesla back to Vegas. We had been on track to be home by 7:30. It’s now 8:30 and we’re just driving past the spot where I got the call from my wife. Projected Vegas arrival: 12:21 am.

Since I know that you guys love my stories, especially when they involve Elmo’s shitty cars. I’ve been at a family reunion for the last week in Island Park, Idaho a bit outside West Yellowstone. My wife and three of the kids left last night in her Tesla to split up the 11.5 hour drive

doesn’t put spare tires in his vehicles because reasons. No jack, nothing. I finally get behind them and catch up on the details. My wife has been busy and more successful than I. No surprise there. Tesla was sending a flat bed from Pleasant Grove. She has secured a Yukon on Turo out of the

Since I know that you guys love my stories, especially when they involve Elmo’s shitty cars. I’ve been at a family reunion for the last week in Island Park, Idaho a bit outside West Yellowstone. My wife and three of the kids left last night in her Tesla to split up the 11.5 hour drive

Finally meet up with other crew for a minute in Nephi as they grabbed lunch while the car charged. Gave our high fives and jumped out ahead of them. Halfway between living out the Fillmore Beaver joke, my wife calls. On the side of I-15 a couple miles south of Fillmore with a flat tire. FUUUUUCK.

Since I know that you guys love my stories, especially when they involve Elmo’s shitty cars. I’ve been at a family reunion for the last week in Island Park, Idaho a bit outside West Yellowstone. My wife and three of the kids left last night in her Tesla to split up the 11.5 hour drive

Several weeks ago, the surgeon my wife works for hired a new nurse as a favor to an old college friend. The nurse is his friend’s sister-in-law. Dr then told the nurse injectors (my wife) to train her how to do injections 😮. So now not only is business down because “Vegas is dead”

He sued them for being responsible for a back injury he sustained while doing baptisms for the dead! And they settled! (I haven’t been in years, maybe this led to new revelation on how to do them without stressing your back.)

Several weeks ago, the surgeon my wife works for hired a new nurse as a favor to an old college friend. The nurse is his friend’s sister-in-law. Dr then told the nurse injectors (my wife) to train her how to do injections 😮. So now not only is business down because “Vegas is dead”

We essentially recreated this same situation yesterday in 40 mph winds confident that we could get it right this time. We did not. Short version is we tried to secure the boat in high winds, shit went bad and no lie ANOTHER rope around the prop.

But I was able to manage to free one prop before my epiphany, so it wouldn’t have been a complete waste of a life. Get out. Down to one engine, make the call to limp our way back to marina to address now suspect prop. Lost my favorite Branded Bills Utah hat at some point to the wind. Only casualty.

We essentially recreated this same situation yesterday in 40 mph winds confident that we could get it right this time. We did not. Short version is we tried to secure the boat in high winds, shit went bad and no lie ANOTHER rope around the prop.