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Eric Stoltz as Rocky Dennis. I used to think he was going to kill me in my sleep, but in real life he was the nicest kid ever. 😭

@play.date Yeah, so sending out those discount codes was a pretty good idea. My best friend LOVES his new Playdate, & asked about the company (told him about Untitled Goose Game). Send the newcomers codes so they can expand the reach, like a chain letter that doesn’t suck! Cheers!

@angrystaffer.bsky.social With the Hulkster croaking yesterday, it made me realize that he was basically a decade younger than Trump. Lived a harder life, sure. But… Do you think Epstein stress might affect Donald’s physical health? 🤞

@klinla.bsky.social People have been chasing me down on the street yelling - “Trill! Trill! Who do you think the next pope will be?” My response is “Luis Antonio Gokim Tagle from Manila.”

@klinla.bsky.social I’m not trying to brag or anything, but check out these boss shorts I picked up from eBay. 😂

People are turning their pets into humans with A1.

@klinla.bsky.social He’s watching his favorite show. Hasn’t swiped at the screen yet… 😅

@klinla.bsky.social Nintendo fans are PISSED that the new console is expensive as f*ck. At least they know where to lay the blame.

@klinla.bsky.social 🥱

@klinla.bsky.social A story in three pictures. 🤣

@klinla.bsky.social I’m laughing my ass off at this! I would’ve texted you, but it’s late. 😆

@klinla.bsky.social I just got off the phone with dad. We were talking about the latest dude to be released from Russia. He’s from the Pittsburgh area. My dad was dining at a restaurant with a friend and they were talking about him. Waitress asked how they knew her cousin. 😂

@klinla.bsky.social Let’s be honest - this is 100% true. I grew up in white people projects - I know this bitch.

@klinla.bsky.social Well, at least we have cats in suitcases. 😹

Ayanna Pressley: "Elon Musk is a Nazi nepo baby."

@klinla.bsky.social I got invited to a phone town hall from my state representative. Someone started asking about Trump’s appointments and he’s like “I’m in the state government, not federal.” Everyone’s stupid, we’re all going to hell.

@klinla.bsky.social Here’s one for you. Read the lyrics, see the images. Sparks are an amazing, (sarcastic) band. Nothing is as good as they say it is. (It’s true!) www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMmo...

LET’S GO HUNT NAZIS ON A HARLEY!!!!!

@klinla.bsky.social Dude got what he voted for, now he’s begging Trump to reverse policy. 😂 Then users googled his name and found out he’s a domestic abuser. Big surprise…

@klinla.bsky.social I’d pay money to see W take a flask out and pass it to Obama and Clinton during the ceremony today.

@klinla.bsky.social So, it turns out Swift loves Letterman and vice versa. This was more entertaining than I thought it would be. 😆 www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hOv...

@klinla.bsky.social Christ, the comments are exactly what you’d think they’d be. Wouldn’t you be happy that people you hate are going to their own place instead of your dive bar? Not when you want the people you hate to be gone.

@klinla.bsky.social The Palisades fire is going to be bigger than the city of Pittsburgh. That’s a lot of turf the more I think about it. And it’s only one of the fires…

@klinla.bsky.social My good friend catturd is having a day. Please keep him in your thoughts. 🤣

@klinla.bsky.social Cleaning off the car early today. One swipe at a time. (This isn’t even that bad.) 😬

@klinla.bsky.social 😅

@klinla.bsky.social I’m still feeling pretty uneasy about the game coming up. But then I look at our bling and I immediately feel better. 😆 #HereWeGo

Happy Festivus to all of those who celebrate! May your Festivus Pole have a very high strength-to-weight ratio, and may many Festivus miracles bless your hearth and home!

@klinla.bsky.social I wanted to message you right when it’s officially the solstice. Because why not? 🌍 🌙 🚀 😆

@klinla.bsky.social I see the Kelce boys are getting ready for Christmas. (Jason is 100% correct, and this is a thing in Pittsburgh.) 😂 #HeinzField

@klinla.bsky.social So, now we like to sleep under the pool table on top of the (still) stored Christmas tree.

@klinla.bsky.social I can state two facts about the man who sold these shoes… One is that he’s really rich. 😂

@klinla.bsky.social I literally can’t believe this. It took long enough, but Twitter finally banned this hateful account that I reported over a week ago.

@klinla.bsky.social 👀👀👀

@klinla.bsky.social Here they are selling tickets for a game that doesn’t yet exist.

@klinla.bsky.social You need a cat on a suitcase.

@klinla.bsky.social Have you seen the letter Pete Hegseth’s mom sent to him? You really need to read it. If my mother sent me a message like that, I’d put myself in the bottom of a river. Seriously, F this m’fr.