Truck freak

MFS be like 'damnnn who gave him all that cake??? 🥵🥵🥵' to a man whose ass looks like it would shatter inwards into sand if gently touched

If you put a job listing as remote and then proceed to have paragraphs describing all the on site work you'll have to do, you should qualify for the brazen bull special

Literally playing a baby game right now Twitch.tv/trixstrz

Fuck it, other video editors on here, how tf do you all get work???

Did my part for humanity by disliking the Homestuck pilot without even watching it 🫡

I'm old (23 now)

Someone tried to job offer scam me today

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WHAT THE FUCK IS A TAYLOR SWIFT??? WHO CARES ABOUT THESE WHITE PEOPLE!!!

Guy who has only ever seen transformers: wow this is just like transformers

e everyone on this website is dumb including me because I am not excluded from the crowd

You're fucking telling me that if I make posts people will see posts? Made by me?

Seeing a post get liked and when u check it and see nobody has liked it and rhe post lied to u is top 10 unsurprising betrayals because no one likes me

JUST FOUND OUT THE TORNADO WARNING BEEP FROM TV IS COPYRIGHT THIS FUCKING SUCKS. STREAMS DELAYED FOR ANOTHER 1000 YEARS

Encountered the phrase 'holy cornball' in the wild, like we aren't both playing the silly mage arena game u fool

Video game developers should hire me not because I have any relevant or meaningful skills but because I am very cute and I look good in the credits (cute).

The endless bounty of human creation means that no idea one can have is ever original, something that I reconcile with my creative process by unashamedly ripping things the fuck off.

I need to know where Toby Fox is growing his Tumblr Sexymen I need some of that fucking juice the juice that makes Tumblr Sexymen that juice

I think that everyone who posts Media job offerings on Indeed should explode

Chat, your father's boyfriend and me are leaving the polycule with a no-contact order and I'm taking the tubby custard machine with me. Yes, of course I have zero custody over you, don't have freaking dents in your heads, dumb stupid head.

Chat I can't lie... sometimes I get n#ked and... I stand in wa#er... I'm so sorry to tell you this... I can't help what I feel

I thought up some funny posts but if you want to see them you're going to have to wire my brainstem up to a McDonalds Fry Fryer and a CRT and hit the highest fucking setting possible while my body writhes on the tiles like I'm hitting the worm groovy style.

The existence of an Allosaurus implies that of an Acesaurus

serving a ghost some Italian cold cuts call that shit gabaGHOUL

Hey I'm still alive

There's nothing more head bashingly annoying than someone in a class who is convinced that they're the funniest and smartest motherfucker in the room

Jokes on you boomers, if a game is woke it only makes me want to sloppy tongue kiss the devs more

Stop putting questions like 'First Pets Name' or 'Mothers maiden name' on logins and start putting questions like 'What's your favorite pizza?', 'Who's outside your window?', or 'Where were you on June 27th 1982 at 9:35 PM in Durham North Carolina when 8 year old Susie Adamson went missing?'

The amount of 'You can't use AI, it's cheating but it's okay for me to use it trust 🙏🏻' attitudes college professors have is so weird

YouTuber Drama is so lame but also so funny because what do you mean YouTuber Dream from Minecraft is going out of his way to show off a textbook example of narcissistic DARVO behavior???

I feel like collecting Miku is the modern generation's version of collecting fancy China or those little ceramic children figurines

Blueskys discover page sucks and is full of nerds unlike the cool people I follow

Turns out if you stay up long enough you loop back around to being literate again

The universe has gifted us no hot water for Christmas :(

Fuck it, gonna make a Skyrim books audio book series cuz why not it's my channel and I can do what I want

My sons, The Stinks

All I crave in this world is the tender, succulent nectar of external validation and also a house

The first step to start twitch streaming is to never actually stream. The second and most important step is to go out in your backyard, dig up that dirt brick you buried ten years ago out there, and start chowing down on that shit, full on gnawshing on it

Superb Goulash making me feel like everything's gonna be alright

I feel sick

I love you random YouTube guy who explained to me how to download and patch one specific random skyrim mod

When I die and go to hell they'll send me to an uncomfortable box where they promise me if I can get modded skyrim running with no issues they'll let me go. I am stuck there forever because this is an endless sisyphusian task

Unfortunately I have gotten into modded skyrim, so streams further delayed indefinitely :(

Adobe premiere is one of the most impressive software apps ever made because no other editing program has made me want to kill myself faster than it

I hope they add polls on here, I miss asking people dumb questions

So far being on this site is like being a socially anxious dog everyone is so nice it's scary af

I finally downloaded project zomboid last night and I can already tell that this is going to change my brain in major ways and possibly be a new stream game

Overwatch is the worst game ever made. How can you que for seven games and lose all of them???

Heartbroken at the realization that I can't pretend to be popular on here thanks to bot followers and now I have to be actually funny :(