Jeffers

“Excuse me, but can I be you for a while” is one of those lyrics that pops into my head and sums up how I feel from time to time

Pokemon Unite shutting down? I never even played. I tried when it came out and ever name I inputted was taken so I just gave up. Still, it’s never a good thing when a game shuts down

Phony is a wild show and I have no idea where it’s going

What if we just got naked and laid on top of each other naked? As friends.

I’m fully convinced that there was a hidden nerf to Sombra that makes it health packs invisible after hacking them in Overwatch. This is based solely on the fact that when I hack a health pack, my teammates seem unable to see or use them

I went to the renaissance fair and all I got was a set of blue balls. Like the condition, not a cute word play

I’m getting a tart at the renaissance festival. Make of that what you will.

I really hate that now when I buy tickets to a future event instead of getting the tickets immediately that I paid for, the organizers hold them until the last minute before sending them. My general anxiety does not need that nonsense in my life

Me, right before opening the apps on #fcf

Voting is so sexy

Sometimes I get so frustrated with what I’m doing I can feel the vein in my forehead popping out

If someone posts nudes on instagram, I’m not reporting it. I’m no snitch

I want to make a paladin who is also a part time thief who picks pockets but I’m not sure I can reconcile that in my head

I ordered some Mountain Dew trolli gummies and I’m not sure I’m ready

While I was wearing my slippers, I had a painful pinch on my toe. I took off the slipper, and out jumped a spider cricket. I’m going to have to burn off that toe now

Just once I’d like to cum hands free

Having OCD makes owning nice things very difficult

Man, that B&W filter is insane

It’s a cold Monday so I’m leaving my top on

I’m a grown up; if I want to have a Whatchamacallit bar delivered to my house then that’s what I’m going to do

I don’t have definitive proof, but I know the universe is out to get me

I hate AI commercials so fucking much

I’ll never look at dipping sauce the same way

Oh, so the new Carrie is just a secret Battlestar Galactica reunion

I love when y’all post hole pics

Traitors New Blood is such a frustrating show Victor: here are the traitors! Here’s all the evidence we need! The other faithfuls: I don’t see it. Let’s vote for the person who is absolutely the least likely to be a traitor

Six year old me would have lost his damn mind over this. I think I’m going to have to get it

The fact that Fire Emblem has a very strict autosave feature annoys me

Well, I guess they sorta got that kiss in Seven Havens?

I’m a real slut for bread Will suck dick for baked goods

I just now seeing naked people flexing would fix me

Me, when I start scrolling the feeds on Friday

Me eating Crystal Lake: “this show is so over the top and corny as hell!” *remembers this this is a prequel series to Friday the 13th* “Oh yeah, that makes so much more sense”

Post a character who does NOT deserve the hate they get.

Damn, Survivor players are really out here adopting prison rules. She really just said “give me your shoes”

Me discussing a d&d character idea: I’m thinking of a tabaxi but he was born without fur. Has human features but cat ears and a tail. Part of his journey is figuring out his ancestry and why he looks so different DM friend: So, a Miqo'te? Me:

I’m a simple man; I like nerdy stuff, reality competition shows, and butts

Me, when they dig up Paladin of all characters in VisionQuest

Always a good reminder for October

I hate having so many ideas bouncing around in my head that when I finally start feeling creative, I immediately drop that idea for about ten others

Not enough people come over and advantage of our king size bed

Overwatch players truly are my villain origin story. When I play Sombra, they would rather spam “need healing” at me while my hack is on cooldown rather than move two steps over and pick up the hacked health pack in front of them

I just want a friend to come over and show me their butt

Is that Billy on the right? I’d be thrilled if Agatha showed up in VisionQuest