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Seth Abramson@sethabramson.bsky.social

I updated my bio again. Absolutely no one can or will get through it—which is a shame, because it gets *really* weird (while remaining 100% truthful).

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Forbes@forbes.com

The president said he would target the European bloc with tariffs and trade restrictions if he deemed Canada’s membership offer a “hostile act.”

forbes.comTrump Threatens EU With Tariffs Over Canada ‘Associate Member’ OfferThe president said he would target the European bloc with tariffs and trade restrictions if he deemed Canada’s membership offer a “hostile act.”

ProPublica@propublica.org

Ken Paxton’s financial disclosures appear to omit rental income on multiple properties. Receiving income and not reporting it is a violation of federal ethics law, three experts said. with @texastribune.org

propublica.orgKen Paxton’s Financial Disclosures Appear to Violate Federal Ethics Law, Experts SayThe Republican U.S. Senate nominee from Texas appears to have omitted rental income and multiple mortgages from his recent financial disclosures, making it difficult for voters to get the full picture...

Michael J. Stern@michaeljstern.bsky.social

This is what people voted for. Then they complain endlessly . . . and vote for it again. Geez people, look at what is actually happening, not what you're being told, and recalibrate.

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

Hormuz crossings: @bloomberg.com

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "We don't need their product. So if we cut off trade with that country, we just made $40 billion. You do a few countries like that, and we become a big money machine." 🙃

Rachel Maddow@maddow.bsky.social

"The idea that this hub, built over decades, was significantly degraded in the space of a few days by a regional player is unimaginable. "That the US could not prevent and defend against a predictable attack on a Fleet Headquarters is quite startling." www.militarytimes.com/opinion/2026...

militarytimes.comThe devastation of NSA Bahrain is a national security warningOpinion: If NSA Bahrain is not reconstituted to pre-attack capabilities, it will fundamentally change how the U.S. Navy operates, the author of this op-ed writes.

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

Ron and Cassie DeSantis: These two crooks stole $10 million from a settlement with a charity, wired it to Cassie’s fake “charity,” laundered it through two puppet organizations, and then used it for political ads in an election year. They should be in jail.

Sandieglo@sandieglo.bsky.social

𝟔𝟎+ 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐃𝐂 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐰 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐉𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝟏𝟗𝟏𝟐. 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐠𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭.

Mother Jones@motherjones.com

“The Charlie Kirk situation caused … institutions to completely have this meltdown of cowardice, fear, temporary insanity. Now, they’re facing the year-long Charlie Kirk hangover."

motherjones.comKaren Attiah fought the Washington Post and wonEmployers who fired their staff for posts about Charlie Kirk have lost a string of high-profile disputes.

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

Mike Johnson really has them working hard for you, America.

Squatlo Bob@squatlobob.bsky.social

The Addled Messiah has renamed Lake Ontario "Lake America", because that should solve our trade differences with our closest ally. We have an absolute moron in the White House. #LakeAmerica #ontario #impeach #25thAmendment #FDJT

James Talarico@jamestalarico.bsky.social

BREAKING: Liam Tadeo was just deported by ICE.

Seth Abramson@sethabramson.bsky.social

Leave it to the White House to not only post an image only a psychopath could love but leave out that it's from a viral video of a goose *defeating* an eagle, which video some Stephen Miller aide pored over to try to find the one moment where it looked like the eagle was winning

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

Ted Cruz posted a tribute to Dolly Parton, but things quickly took an embarrassing turn after the X user he shared pulled a brutal prank on him. Cruz didn’t delete the post until after it racked up millions of views.

meidasnews.comTed Cruz Deletes Dolly Parton Tribute After X User Pulls Brutal Username PrankThe Texas senator apparently didn’t notice the account’s new name until after sharing its Dolly Parton tribute with his millions of followers.

Forbes@forbes.com

Maxwell’s petition for a new trial was “meritless” and often “frivolous,” the judge wrote, and the evidence she provided only “incriminates her” further.

forbes.comJudge Rejects Ghislaine Maxwell’s Request To Overturn ConvictionMaxwell’s petition for a new trial was “meritless” and often “frivolous,” the judge wrote, and the evidence she provided only “incriminates her” further.

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

Oops!

More Perfect Union@moreperfectunion.bsky.social

BREAKING: The FDA is planning to end most of its routine food safety inspections, according to CBS News. www.cbsnews.com/news/fda-foo...

cbsnews.comFDA making plans to end its routine food safety inspections, sources sayFood safety inspections would be left to state and local authorities under the plan being developed by the FDA.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

MYSTERY MEAT: Trump says he struck a deal to flood the U.S. with cheaper foreign beef. There’s just one problem: He refuses to tell Americans which countries the beef is coming from. And U.S. ranchers are furious.

meidasnews.comMystery Meat: Trump Refuses to Say Where His New Flood of Foreign Beef Is Coming FromTrump says he has struck a deal to bring 300,000 metric tons of cheaper foreign beef into the United States. There’s one detail he won’t reveal: who the deal is actually with.

dc2daylight.bsky.social@dc2daylight.bsky.social

Vote to make this happen.

Seth Abramson@sethabramson.bsky.social

Anyone else starting to feel like there’s a scandal hiding behind all this that’s absolutely *disgusting*? Because the White House and all its friends *lost* it today just because Natalie Harp was *mentioned* in public I feel like the whole nation’s Spidey-sense should be pinging hard

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Ossoff on why he invoked Natalie Harp during his speech: "We're in wartime. The commander in chief has mired us in this geopolitical disaster. People have lost their lives ... and he retreats into this bubble of West Wing aides who are his security blanket to make him feel good about himself"

NBC News@nbcnews.com

A 19-year-old in Texas has spent nearly a year raising her 13-year-old sister after their parents were detained by ICE and deported to Honduras. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

nbcnews.comU.S. citizen teens left behind when ICE deported their parentsAfter their mom and dad were deported, two Fort Worth teens went nearly a year before seeing their parents.

Forbes@forbes.com

The deal would bring Kushner and Iger’s combined ownership of the Lakers, which they recently agreed to purchase, up to roughly 83%.

forbes.comLakers Sale: Buss Family Plans To Sell Remaining Stake To Josh Kushner, Bob IgerThe deal would bring Kushner and Iger’s combined ownership of the Lakers, which they recently agreed to purchase, up to roughly 83%.

Laguna Beach Democratic Club@lagunabeachdems.bsky.social

Trump indicting his own policy is the single most powerful fact available here, and it cannot be dismissed as Democratic spin.

Politico@politico.com

Blanche says he's not Trump's personal servant

dlvr.itBlanche says he's not Trump's personal servantThe attorney general said he's willing to break with the president on legal issues and act with integrity.

Micah Warren@micahwarren.bsky.social

Republicans really do love the stupid.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

Tapper: What is your husband saying about conditions on the ship? Wife of Service Member Aboard USS Lincoln: My husband is appalled at the conditions on this ship. This is not his first deployment. And he is saying that it is the worst deployment that he's ever been on. His shipmates say the same.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

A right-wing host urged Trump to declare a “national security emergency” to bypass Congress and impose sweeping new election restrictions. Trump’s response was chilling.

meidasnews.comTrump Teases Wild Election Power Grab: 'Stranger Things Have Happened'Trump responded “stranger things have happened” after Wayne Allyn Root suggested using emergency powers to impose new voting restrictions without Congress