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Now that Elon has experienced a (oh F*) come to jesus moment, will he spend his fortune to dismantle fascism? He spent quite a lot creating it. Let us see.

Jesus sees you https://theshitinmyhead.com/listen/

The real war https://theshitinmyhead.com/listen/

I read about it https://theshitinmyhead.com/listen/

Weak campers https://theshitinmyhead.com/listen/

White cars https://theshitinmyhead.com/listen/

Buffett of Irritation https://theshitinmyhead.com/listen/

Losing The Flower Wars https://theshitinmyhead.com/listen/

Easter Stink Bombs https://theshitinmyhead.com/listen/

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What are people thinking? 🤷‍♀️ 😳 3 minutes. No names. No filters. Just one person explaining what the heck they are thinking. It’s anonymous. It’s funny. It vanishes in 72 hours. New one every day. Link’s in the next post — if I didn’t screw it up. You'll never feel alone.

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Looking at my banking app..."FDIC Insured: Backed by the full faith and credit of the US Government" Oh shit

Just got a tip from a guy at the FAA. You'll never believe who is still getting new government contracts while all the contracts at the Department of Education and USAID and other agencies are being nuked from orbit.

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Where can I find a list of Shopify accounts, owned by small businesses, for the stuff that I used to buy on Amazon? I thought Walmart was a better choice but....no...I was wrong.

This guy is reminiscing about the 'before times,' when group texts were the bane of his existence. Apparently I am now someone who longs for the good old days.

Do you know anyone who is still employed by the Federal Government? Reach out and check on them. They are not ok.

The orange man won the popular vote by 1.5%. That's a squeaker, not a mandate. My best guess is that 15-30% of people who voted for him are dismayed. Reach out and build bridges. Most people want the same things. But if we alienate them, they may turn MAGA. Call them in. Stop calling them out.

Spent several days at a scientific conference talking through the trauma that is the US government today. Outcome? Resilience. Grit. Determination. HA! MAGA doesn't have a chance. We are not feeling bullied. We are feeling strong. He is uniting people across America against him. Don't be bullied.

I plan to crawl under a warm blanket and watch every single edition of The Equalizer until I can pretend it's safe to come out again. You?

Just posted the Daily Dose. So happy not to deal with RTO. Thanks to the person who shared what was on their mind.

You know that random midnight thought you’d never say out loud? Yeah, it’s probably on theshitinmyhead.com. Spoiler: You’re not alone. 💭✨ #RelatableAF

X keeps locking my account. Perhaps my comments to the trolls are causing some irritation. I'm so proud.

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I look forward to the day that I can seriously consider voting for either party. I also look forward to the day that my private town of 500 people is fully self sufficient and surrounded by 10 miles of wilderness. Dreams are good.

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