T Simpson

I hope I'm around long enough to see his sons watch as everyone celebrates their father's demise.

Today is bittersweet. ABs defeat by the English, but the Welsh persevered. The ABs need not rest upon their laurels, every game is war.

Aight, look. Coffee isn't a substitute for real nutrition. But it's real useful so we'll let it slide.

When people say you have an old soul, aren't they really saying, you're always grumpy?

In my 40+ years I've learned a couple things. Humans are scared of being forgotten, and fire.

Am I going to have to seek political, and shockingly, religious asylum in other lands? Starting to seem like that.

If the president somehow gets garfielded. I ain't losing sleep.

This should be interesting watching the tiddly-winks players join their first chess matches for the next 4 year. If you take the gun out the kid's hands, you don't give them a full auto in exchange. America, 50% stupid.

When you buy a used book, and find things left behind, do you throw it away, or keep it and pass it along?

How do you know you live in a neighborhood with a prime, human to squirrel ratio?

Look, if you can't return your cart, we're not friends.