Tim S

What the hell is wrong with CA?!?? Why am I constantly served wings with carrots and ranch instead of the correct celery and blue cheese?!?! WTF!!!

Happy Funday Sunday, folks… enjoy the sun shine… youtu.be/79YDgv_zWA4?...

Current soundtrack… youtu.be/SITfpgTCix8?...

Good morning from XNA in NWA…

INTJ me: you’ve had a busy week talking to lots of people… you should find a comfy hole to recharge in… Deep House me: LETS GO TO A FESTIVAL! Aquarius me: Gotta have a plan for something like that… 58 yo me: How about golf instead? 🙄😂

New goal… I want to do a 300 mile year walking… that’s an average of 6 miles/week or 3 miles twice a week. I just did my first 3.5 miles. Only 296.5 to go. 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️😎

@clumsybearstudio.com real human checking in. 😉

I just figured out recently that I’m officially too old for people who waste my time. There’s just not enough of it left for me to allow that to happen.

Back when the Elf was new…

Do you know how I know I’m old? I recognize all the background music played anywhere before 11p.

Hey “Brianne”… if you’re a real person, how come you call me from so many different numbers and so many times just to offer me a personal loan? Are you a stalker? I think u are a stalker… 🤔

Just had to explain to the sushi place I’m eating at that rice paper is still rice as an ingredient so you shouldn’t say that it’s a “No Rice” roll. Having dietary restrictions is PITA sometimes.

Can’t. Doing the Safety Dance

HOT TAKE: Doing my annual rewatch of the LOTR movies… while Aragon is the rightful king of Gondor, Eowyn is the real hero of the tale… seriously, who did more than her? 😏

This hits like “Modern Girls” and “The Breakfast Club” were still in theaters… youtu.be/j_vUW23advA?...

I’ve been watching Halo on Netflix… it’s good series and I’m enjoying it but… has anyone else noticed it’s essentially Witcher-in-space? 🤔😏😂

“It was the freshest move I’ve ever seen in my life… it was like he was floating on air…” youtu.be/m97WlpsuU74?...

If someone told me in the 80s that I’d hear The Cure playing as background music in the airport, I’d tell them to STFU. Up is down and down is up, I guess.

Drunk and watching Hollywood Squares… just like Grampa taught me

I’m so confused… why do they call it “fascism” instead of “asscism”? Seems more appropriate don’t you think? 🤔

Who’s doomscrolling?!?!! I’m optimistically refreshing… I don’t scroll. 😇😜

I heard a rumor from @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social that pre-flight vacation cocktails don’t count… look! It has coffee in it FFS! 🤣

As a person in tech, this is why I’m not worried about my job…

Wasabi is life affirming… change my mind. 😋🥵

Driving home watching the sun set over the CA scenery and this little ditty comes on. A simple reminder that even in tough times, love will see you through… youtu.be/PQZhN65vq9E?...

Great view of the SpaceX Falcon 9 launch from Vandenberg tonight in Escondido, CA! #spacex #falcon9

You know what’s fun about AI? Trying to get it to work in a very mundane context (eCommerce) without giving the user a way to learn how to mix nitro glycerine. 🤬🤯

People who insist on having conversations on speaker phone in public should be sentenced to solitary confinement. 🤨

Man… the remix of Depeche Mode into a deep house anthem is collab that I didn’t know I needed but here we are… 😎🎧✈️ “We’re flying high, we’re watching the world pass us by. Never want to come down, never want to put my feet back down on the ground…” IYKYK

The burger is having a moment right now… a renaissance, if you will and… I. AM. HERE. FOR. IT!!!!

Time

I have come to realize that a large amount of our problems as society stem from how easy it is to post our inner thoughts for all to see while assuming inherent value in these thoughts because they are publicly available. Most content is worthless including this post.