Tuckermania

HAS ANYONE EVER DENOUNCED BEING KNEE DEEP IN THE HOOPLA???

I almost love a Geico commercial over Liberty. I feel like a whore

Liberty Mutual has taken the lead over Geico, and I might shoot my television. It would be incredible if these idiots taught us something for 30 seconds instead of just advertising stupid. 🙄

Schmitt should have checked that sorts almanac thatBiff got his hands on in Back to the Future II. it’s kind of like Google but in print form.

Thats it America. You either get pummeled by gambling ads or stupid political ads. Suffer either way!

Y’all hating on Michigan for this one second added by the refs (and an immaculate pass and catch), were hating on Michigan before the game even started. Get bent. Go Blue

Regarding Michigan: I’m looking at this as a win. Lots of work to do but it’s still a win. Y’all casting stones. And if you want to argue about the game clock and refs, I refer you to TJ Ducken No offense to Western. They won the MAC last year and deservedly so. But shit happens Clutch your pearls

I watched the movie “I Swear” last night on Netflix. What a powerful, impactful and illuminating story of struggle and triumph. I haven’t cried and laughed that much in a while. I strongly recommend. But not to the anti-swear bible thumpers. Y’all can go get fucked.

Forgive me for not caring about unintended deaths in Russia while I think about those 5,000 kidnapped Ukrainian children. Слава Українській 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

The smoke from the Canadian wildfires has infiltrated my apartment and my very own eyes! I’m calling my ophthalmologist and the US Airforce and we’re gonna take revenge! 🤪

I’m guessing that el bobo anaranjado didn’t get invited to Bastille day in Paris, right? Seems like France/Europe/NATO will be okay without the (threats from the) USA. More pressure to stop Russia and Putin. Слава Українській

Did we send the old and new Air Force One to Ankara? Good Lord this fucker is so full of himself. SMH

And now we return to our regularly scheduled maple syrup and Tim Horton’s coffee.

Oh Canada! 😡

Canada talks a big game, but some of your citizens keep voting for Doug Ford. 🤷‍♂️ you’re not perfect

LOLOLOLOL!

Stupid end of the fiscal year! The rest of us mammals call it June 30th. 🙄🙄🙄

Gotta get this match in before half the team gets deported #USMNT

Colombia is like England: think they just deserve to win. Tired of how the refs call shit according to this. Fight me

A good death for 2026 would be Rupert Murdoch. Never rest in hell, fucker

Mandami is the coolest mayor ever right now!

England vs Croatia ref is terrible! Wind blows slightly in Dallas and he calls a foul on Croatia. Such bullshit.

They have let gramps ramble again. Someone needs to cut the mic soon. 🙄

I’m scheduled to work and I show up. Not half assed, not drunk. I show up and bring my A game. When I get home, I expect any streaming service to give me what I pay for. So what the EVER LOVING FUCK. Peacock? Just work!

If you have to pee really badly in Scotland, is it a wee emergency? Or an emergency wee?

When the Rapture happens, apparently Papa John’s will disappear. So you can see that as a positive or a negative, depending on your pizza preferences

My new job will be watching scare videos to determine whether they are set up and fake or legitimate. I will be condescending intentionally

Seeing that storms are about to hit Cleveland, can we just say that “god hates Ohio”? People are voting for Ramaswamy? You just won your LAST playoff game and Jim Jordan represents you? Holy fuck, what a fucked up state!

Shockingly, the pets we had when I was a kid didn’t just fucking die because we didn’t feed them like Katherine Heigle told us to

I don’t know about the June WWE shit at the White House, but I would take out a loan to pay to see the Pope and Meloni jump Marco Rubio. Bet Marco wouldn’t last 5 minutes

Hard fought win for Denver. Go forever blue!

Yaaaaaaasssssss! Michigan!!!!!

My question for Orban: Why don’t you take advantage of your relationship w/ Putin to talk him into pulling out of Ukraine? My question for Vance: If ur against influencing elections in sovereign nations, why are you speaking at a press conference in Hungary? Also, can you both go fuck yourselves?

Israel always advocates from a position that everything they do is without fault. Better said, “Netanyahu government”. Maybe Israeli people need to help parse out what actions/policies are a good path and which aren’t. Hint: killing Palestinian women/children is not a good path.

Why isn’t Moscow Mitch dead yet?

I just tripped and yelled out “hey man, there’s a beverage here”

Been watching Australia border protection shows. What bothers me the most is the twisted state of the phone cords! I hate that so much I almost can’t watch. If you’re someone who twists the phone, at the end of your shift, unplug it and make it right! Fuckers

Announcers need to STFU while they give out the medals. Holy shit! Shut the fuck up, fuckers!

This was an excellent and great hockey game. Neither team should hang their heads in any shame. Of course, FUCK TRUMP ALWAYS!

I don’t understand! After all that pole dancing training, you don’t want to strip???

Jesse Jackson passed?!? I’m devastated. By the way, go to YouTube and search for Jesse Jackson SNL or related to Green Eggs and Ham. He reads the classic Seuss and it is a gem!

This is Mykhailo Spitsin, he was only 10. Last night, russia mercilessly killed him and his mother, Svitlana, by bombing their home in Bohodukhiv, Kharkiv region 🕯

Visiting kids in NYC. Just snuck out for fresh bagels and coffee from H&H. Plain bagel toasted with cream cheese and lg black coffee. That’s right BlueSky foodies: great food experiences don’t have to be complicated. It was like I was tasting all the great things in this great city!

2nd uncalled face mask against Georgia! Refs are throwing this game