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If elected president, I propose that we rename the United States of America to Old Mexico. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

I’m getting reports of a planned Mambo No. 6

I just gotta keep reminding myself that someday I’ll get to live in a world without him

self portrait 2026

Some people call it a “drafts folder” I call it “my little private cry for help”

I love The Facutly (1998)

I don’t like it when the algorithm starts realizing things about me

The existence of Top Cat implies the existence of Bottom Cat

Prefab Sprout in GTA VI! Get that bag, Paddy!

For the 3 people who see my posts, check out this music video I made for my band!

The best sleep you can get is napping to episodes of Little House on the Prairie

My friends and I have been calling it Sex Purge for so long that I forgot the actual title

Missing my dear friend Dr. Ian Kelson. I should book a trip to the Bone Temple to pay my respects

Ben Franklin did 9/11

What’s it called when your brain suddenly zooms out and you viscerally feel your fleeting existence as a microscopic blip in ocean of time that doesn’t care for you and will never remember you? Is that what kids are calling a “menty b”?

Comedy is okay, but clown is more difficult

AI has ruined my ability to be delighted by cute animal videos. My initial reaction to any video of an animal doing something cute is,”fuck off! get this slop outta my face!” Doesn’t matter if it’s real or not, all the joy is gone.

thinking about that RZA guitar center video again. great stuff

the internet is ass. used to be fun, but now it’s ass. rip

I like it when a karaoke track is about a third of the way through an instrumental break and the little loading bar kinda looks like a cigarette

Yeah I like GTA VI Gettin’ Thine Ass Violently Intoxicated

I’m getting reports that President Donald J Trump just Mr Belvedere’d himself while attempting to sit down

This loaf is lowkey bread-coded

A grown man playing soccer for a living is embarrassing. A total disgrace. Its a game for children. Adults are supposed to have real jobs like “sales associate”, “data analyst”, or “sandwich artist”

can I say something without people getting mad?

I wanna remake Saturday Night Fever but modernize it so Tony Manero spends his weekends at a Dave & Busters playing DDR

feeling like this lately

Name your top 15 tv shows ever, gut instincts only: Simpsons Twin Peaks Sopranos On Cinema Arrested Development Larry Sanders Show Strangers w/ Candy Look Around You Fishing w/ John Adventures of Pete & Pete Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job! Joe Pera Talks w/ You Delocated King of the Hill Stella

person who doesn’t understand the difference between 86 and 69: he wants to do WHAT to the president!?

normalize asking dudes in jerseys who they’re cosplaying

I appreciate that Fallout New Vegas maintains a consistent color palette, but I do question the decision to commit so heavily to “piss yellow”

this site better not go down on the day it happens

I would like Apple to make a waterproof laptop so I can do my work in the tub

Wiitch this drive

Looking at that new pic of earth and crying like a fucking nerd. I love my beautiful home

When the schadenfreude hits, it really hits

It’s wild how much RFK looks like a scrotum. And like, he somehow he sounds like a scrotum too? Again, wild!

Love that the internet is designed to make me feel like shit all the time. It’s fun being enraged every second of the day. Humans were ment to perpetually feel like garbage. This is normal and cool.

I wish hell was real so Pete Hegseth could burn for an eternity

Sluggo to the polls

A David Byrne perfume called Stop Making Scents

I just hope whoever’s calling the shots knows the difference between Washington state and Washington DC

sluggo is lit