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it's Floyd Cramer's birthday! go listen to Floyd Cramer. 🎹

"your not being able to afford stuff sounds like a you-problem"

if my company approached me with a voluntary severance offer YES PLEASE

apparently we've entered a new era in which people are taking selfies in public places and then applying a blur to every face of the other people in public i can't even

mom gets locked out because the battery was dead in the electronic lock. sister goes there. and her car breaks down. i can't make this up i need to move far away so I never need to be a thought in their minds

zoom zoom 😎 carbuzz.com/the-volkswag...

all caught up on VisionQuest 😎

@wanyal.xyz are we on like 🥓 and 🥚

imagine a line where you wait just to get the front seat on it. People would do that. also if I managed a theme park, I would charge a fee just to get into that line. $10. insidethemagic.net/2026/10/velo...

I watched an influencer slam shut a Samsung foldable just so they can get that loud SNAP effect for the video i feel like that's something everybody under 30 does with a foldable

guaranteed it's people quickly slamming them shut like they're clamshell phones of the olden times don't do that www.droid-life.com/2026/10/23/i...

trump's approval rating is now up among rural voters gee, I wonder why when you give farmers an $8 billion dollar bailout?

Samsung needs to come up with the combination of the Flip and the Fold

BREAKING: The Department of Justice has sued the state of Alaska to effectively force Alaska to set aside the results of the 2026 Senate race if anyone other than the Republican incumbent Sen. Dan Sullivan wins.

wow, today would have been my 27th wedding anniversary 🤢

what a perfect metaphor, they broke the world

she's really sleeping hard

wow I've never been so not surprised

I finished Pumpkin Jack which was a goal for spooky season 👻

I had so much tofu for lunch 😋

and today copilot is inaccessible inside our citrix environment 🙄

I can slide my jeans off without unbuttoning and unzipping them. I'm getting down to twunk-sized.

I have to admit the Slide has that phone gimmick made exactly for me 😏 www.phonearena.com/news/forget-...

why is pragmata on sale again? is it not selling well? is it a bad game? seems suspicious.

Great, bailout for the farmer's diesel woes just before the election "hurr hurr lowin' them high diesel prices caused by Biden"

the AI voices in the Google News daily audio briefing sound incredibly human

wowsa was Ad Astra a snooze fest 😴

Russia, Russia, Russia. The Trump/Putin alliance is reaching its apotheosis in a war of annihilation - and Ukraine is the first, but hardly the last, target, as I discuss in PN.

my next copilot test will be asking it to convert all of the steps it just performed in an Excel workbook into a macro

you go, France! keep it up!

trump is killing my retirement accounts again, I see 🚮

this absolutely nails it 😎 I love my gti 🥰 www.theautopian.com/the-2027-vol...

MAGA language reaches France

I started watching Ad Astra 😴

another war for trump to stop www.politico.eu/article/ukra...

trump doesn't talk about this because he's trying to make everybody forget there isn't a war with Iran and the enemy has actually been Ukraine www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/10...

@wanyal.xyz are we on today like chips and salsa 💃

more theft

they said if I voted for Kamala, I'd have higher costs, endless war, and massive national debt. They were right.

only my company would use a custom font that they don't embed into the pdf and then chaos ensues

instead of talking about the three dead children, we'll hear how this supports a well-armed militia since a bystander with a gun killed the gunman a bystander became judge, jury, and executioner we have a responsibility to take these people alive for due process www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

when a task requires zero cats

my phone got OneUI 9.0 today 🥳

AI writes better plots

I think sourdough bread is overhyped

I think they should make little copilot avatars so you can virtually pat its head when it does something correctly

i bet she has a framed Constitution on her wall

my dentist has messaged me about 20 times in the last week regarding my appointment tomorrow and it's enough to make me find a new dentist

it's disgusting

"Trump Low Prices" i remember those signs