Fresh Hell

This is all so exhausting

My husband just referred to Angus as a Holy Ghost hobbit

We are having the full gospel experience tonight hennies

♥️

“Costs a lotta money to look this cheap” Farewell beautiful beloved Dolly 💔

Thank you @bsky.app for finally letting us turn off reposts 🙌🏼

Billy Idol. I mean I kinda forgot how delicious he is.

Cheers to my friend Fluffy in heaven 🍷

The glory days

IYKYK

Still sounds good af

Friday feeling

OMG I’m on vacation and I’m eating all the food

Lying from the White House Podium is now a family tradition.

Happy Friday as best we can

20 days and counting 🥃

Not a Jesusy person but goddam this music will cure what ails you

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Here we are again

I’m just sitting by an open window listening to this garbage snow melt and it’s divine

So late to the party but Kiehl’s Creme de Corps is life changing in this endless winter ❄️

Excuse me but this is a perfect use of the internet. gradient.horse

Back on my bullshit

Incredible interview. In awe of this woman's bravery. A true patriot. www.cnn.com/2026/01/27/u...

Nigella Lawson Joins ‘The Great British Baking Show’ as a Judge www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/u... Finally some good news

This pile is gonna be YUGE by the end of the day

The snow has arrived in Quarropas

State Terror Has Arrived www.nytimes.com/2026/01/24/o...

Can Law just be on every episode please? #dragrace

Figuring out Medicare is the devil’s work. This shit is so complicated.

Thanks to @whstancil.bsky.social I now feel like a super hero tooling around in my old Honda Fit 🚗 👊💥

One can never have too many tongs

Oh final night of holiday revelry how I love you. Tomorrow brings gruel and water and endless cardio.

The de-Christmasfication is complete. Back to clear surfaces!

Happy New Year!

Oh lawd she comin’

How is this one turkey thigh?

#TeamBones

This certainly holds up. Even the image is peak 2025.

Kristen Welker’s stylist really hates her

I love how Helena Bonham Carter moves like a cockroach up these stairs

Yes the world has gone to shit but I’m on staycation and my renovations are ✅ so I’m gonna enjoy this week 🎉🥳🍾

Can we talk about something else now? Please?

In the last two months I’ve had the pneumonia shot, flu shot, Covid booster, and a measles mumps rubella booster as I no longer had antibodies from my childhood immunizations. I could have skipped that last one if the world had not gone insane of late. Just sayin

People. Don’t exaggerate. It’s bad enough as it is.

Plus this backsplash is gonna be 💯

I’m getting a Covid booster and a flu shot tomorrow. Thank you New York for not being completely batshit crazy 🗽

I am told we are about 10 days out from me making pasta with anchovies and chard and my little heart can barely take it. And yes bitch it’s gray and white and we love it.

Cabinets akimbo! And yes this kitchen will be white and gray and no I do not care if you scorn these choices

Robert Plant has a real Lil Poundcake vibe. Talk amongst yourselves.