Capricorn Hottie ❤️‍🔥

Couldn’t have said it better myself 💦🫦

Don’t be so quick to save someone, you may be interrupting their karma.

You're sitting on the couch. You're watching TV. And your life is passing you by. You keep procrastinating, over and over: 'Well, maybe I'll vote next year, maybe next term No. Do it right now

I made oxtail tonight, it was fabulous However.. I’m now craving a burger 😭

I’ve been saying it for years! I remember being in the nail salon and a mother/daughter were getting pedis, the girl couldn’t have been older than 12 but was in full conversation about Baddies smh I was so throwed

‘Mickey’s Christmas Carol’ will air on ABC for the first time since 2003 on November 25th.

Omg yall Bentley done turned 18 years old?? 😭😩

Sooooo crazy bc my mom was talking about possibly moving back to the city even though she said she’d never move back lol

I knew it’d be at least one person referencing New Yorkers lol

I might be weird, but at least we'll have fun.

That Middle Child said he hopes it snows for Christmas and I was like dang, I can’t remember the last time there was snow on Christmas, he said he’s NEVER seen snow on Christmas and that shocked the hell outta me bc we live in NC lol it used to be only the folks on the West Coast lived like that 😭

Hinge going stupid bc of GHOE

Biiiiillllyyyyyy 😩

One of the first things I’m gonna do when I get a new job is place an order with Guinther’s. I need that breakfast school pizza, Super Donuts, and the beef teriyaki nuggets 😮‍💨

Ladies, based on how “good” of a woman you are if you were to wake up as a man tomorrow, how big would that thang be?

2 years ago

I’ve said “& you can put your weed in there” about 100 times to people on various occasions and nooooobody ever gets it 😩😂

For nobody to like beans in this house, this pot sure is scraped clean lmao I’m mad too 😭

I’m tryna play Black Jeopardy at my Christmas Eve party but having a hard time coming up with questions bc the contestants are kinda stupid 😀

Watching Madea Goes to Jail (the play) to feel something

The meatiest mfs need only apply

Sometimes when I type and delete and repeat, I feel like the FBI agent in my phone be laughing at me 😭😭

I see your options and raise you a mama’s boy whose mama resents him

I see why boosie pistol whooped a nigga for 40 mins

I need to laugh.

This life is unbelievable

TikTok auction finally got me 🥰

Why am I just now watching Hotel Transylvania for the first time lol this thing is funny

A fool for love is a fool for pain

Baby bring back Luther and take ANY white person. ANY OF THEM! 😭😭

It’s alright, it’s alright, say oooh baby keep it right there, keep it right there

DeMar DeRozan needs to never do these braids again. In this life or the next.

Luther: Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong agoooooooooo Me EVERY SINGLE TIME:

This is me. Outside of those unfortunate 5-7 days each month, NOBODY can tell me shiiiiitttt about ME tuh! I’m the first me in my bloodline, fuck I look like being down?

I’m working on a playlist titled Scotch & Cigars, the first song is Neither One Of Us (Wants To Be The First To Say Goodbye)

No but it really be so cute seeing your kids dapping up their friends lol

Elite taste

Does anybody else rewatch The Wiz specifically around Thanksgiving or is it just me?