twunktrapped by a 👻

Pride fit

what I want

POV: ignoring the DOM TOP 9” on Grindr because I’m in a top mood today.

seeing someone successfully parallel parking in Castro:

Be the light you wanna see in this world:

Metallica:

My soul is

It states how colorless and lifeless the world is right now

Tinder bios of tall guys:

Men in the 90s:

POV: ignoring the DOM TOP 9” on Grindr because I’m in a top mood today.

Gays when they find out their crush is over 30 years old

Nothing pisses me off more than seeing all gay men being treated as “fem” by default.

Good morning

Me at the EDM concert backstage:

Another weekend where I’m unfucked and depressed:

Lazy Sunday morning jazz ☀️ 🎹 This time a cover of a Johnny Mathis song I first heard from the incredible Nina Simone. Wild is the Wind- Tiomkin/Washington 🌬️ 🍃

Another weekend where I’m unfucked and depressed:

Sabrina Carpenter remains silent on the rising cost of Yorkshire timber, despite being a carpenter herself.

Okay so I found out where all the hot guys are. It’s at Equinox but also all of them are straight. Girls have it sooooo easy and they have no idea.

I’M GAY

Telling straights this is how gay sex works

It’s collectively the worst era of music in history. lol

Do I go out to gay bars tonight or stay home?

Folsom St. Fair in San Francisco:

It’s fucking insane that it’s been 6 years since covid and everything is worse than ever.

Me as a Neutrogena face wash ad:

I need a hug but like a life crushing one just squeeze the fuck out of me bro

Everyone is getting iPhone Duo. Meanwhile, I’m on my iPhone Solo with iOS 6. 🤣

I love gay Halloween because what do you mean you’re “the fish who had no idea they were gonna play in her face”😭

Who is gonna be her for Halloween?

A gay in his early 20s realizing that giving a blowjob is not sustainable long term

Halloween costume prep is going well!

There is no compliment for men that’s worse than “you look good with a beard” BITCH SO I’M UGLY WITHOUT???

Love that only people who have the new iPhone Duo are the influencers (5 phones each) and not the real customers

Telling straights this is how gay sex works

“Pending” is the funniest part🤣

Halloween costume prep is going well!

AI should have stopped at Mr.Krabs being ONE THICC BIH

My halloween night after I bring a hottie back home:

Ugh the rain stopped and it won’t rain this evening during my date. I was planning to show up soaked with flowers in my hand for this cute guy.

Not if you wanna show all your holes and circles closed

when your fuckbuddy wants to start dating you:

It’s cold this morning so my dick

my spark :(