Tycho

Dear straight men on sniffies, I'm sorry the new final fantasy is really fun. I am gonna be distracted for a few days. I apologize if you are forced to sleep with your wives in the mean time. Will be back on collection duty soon 😘

With dogs being confirmed for GTA 6, how long are we giving it before there are mods that turn dogs into pups?

Ah yes, I will have the pee-kink duck please

Jocktober, or as I like to call it: I wish I bought the bidet with an air dryer month.

5 am flight? Anxiety said "why sleep??" Would have been cute if it weren't only a 2 hour flight....

Vibrant fibre breakfast. Clean your guts

Getting ready for work like:

Name Brand: Britney Spears Store Brand: Bethany Javelins

Give him head like guillotine!

Post your last two brain cells

Conspiracy theory of the day: welcome mats were the product of legally minded vampires attempting to gain access to your home. The seemingly innocuous novelty platitude piece actually were a manufactured trick spelling the demise of overly eager hosts.

Whenever I get anxiety about falling asleep on time to make sure I get enough sleep for morning shifts, I remind myself it's ok, because tomorrow is take your Adderall to work day!

Verify your age.

Less ladybugs in the world and nothing of value was lost.

Me when you don't talk to me: "What the fuck don't you talk to me??" Me when you talk to me: "Why the fuck are you talking to me??"

What's it like inside your head?

This makes me feel so old, but also like I am 20 again. <3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wva...

What does it say of my tastes that I rarely swipe right on dating apps but almost always rubberneck someone's mugshot?

Can't wait to be your himbo boyfriend.

Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date you?

Future Tycho is gonna hate me. But I'm loving this Mint It's-It

Will check in for my first #fursday it ain't much. But it's honest.

Merge two movies : There Definitely Will Be Blood, Maybe

He just said "nut meats" on Tasting History, and I realized just how long it has been....

Sweet little babe cuddling up :3

Goon in 60 seconds

Mood.

I've heard it said before that if you have that special sauce you can turn cake into a cream pie.

I'm collecting signatures for a petition to change the name of smegma to he-brie, may we count on your support?

Best motivation to walk five miles? Walk two and a half miles away from your home lol

Early morning Tycho has no filter.

I'm not calling out Tops. But it's never Bottoms that show how badly they need to clean their mirrors.

Bearacuda bingo was fun. Coming up with ideas for next one.

No! Not the time lords!

Panting pup is finally doing the gym thing. Tits out to pander for some encouragement

QTP with the pokémon that runs your acct

Ok "straight" married guy, I can blow you for the last ten minutes of my shift... I was bored

Gays, not falling for heteronormative bullshit: We actually call it the waterway of Hormuz....thank you....

Fruity pebbles milkshake? Does dairy queen not know I'm lactose intolerant? It was worth it though.

Picked up some watercolors on a whim last month. Tried a few different things the last few weeks, but decided to give my ass a go.

It gets dark so I can see the stars.

Wish you were here 🥰

Dentist shocked I don't have kids. Asks if I've been trying. You know what doc, been breeding for years, dunno why it never seems to take ...

Me anytime a guy thinks he can hurt me more than I hurt myself:

Do it for your bottom, he will thank you.

Trying the smallest plug I own after like 4 years: 🎶This boy is a bottom!🎶

Cute night at home trying something new.

Trying to be cool at the start of something is hard AF sometimes haha. Gotta remember to enjoy the process sometimes