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Youthful Indiscretion “Youthful indiscretion” excuse cutoff must be Completely dependent on the indiscrete-ee It might be when A black male turns ten But for a white male Republican, it’s fifty-three

MAGA Logic The perverse logic of the MAGA cesspool Has at its core one simple rule A real man should seek To bully the weak It takes manly courage to treat lessers cruel

Wether it’s Vivek attacking a sexual assault victim or Acton being assaulted as a 12yo, both sides are at fault. Thank you for having the courage to say this Joe Manchin

Alaska Trump wants the federal government used To have seating a Democrat Senator refused If Mary Petola’s elected And Senator Johnson’s rejected It must mean that Alaskan’s are dumb or confused

“Sorry boss, we didn’t think that you would find out that we were skimming your take” Trump Advisers Give Fees Earned for Aiding Pro-Russian Government to His Library www.nytimes.com/2026/10/23/u...

Rest Assured Rest assured, says President Trump Though you pay dearly at the gas pump Your financial pain Is a wealthy man’s gain As profits at oil companies jump

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Transgender Republican Pols say it makes them sick That teens might a new gender pick They want to assure That young girls stay pure So any girl they abuse has no dick #pedophileinchief

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Polls Trump’s man at FCC controls Claims it’s a crime quoting polls Because polls, he believes The Public deceives Unless they The Donald extols

Putin A man named Putin’s been called authoritarian And even by many, a totalitarian But Donald Trump sighs And says, “In my eyes” Vladimir is really a sweet humanitarian

Apparently Reagan’s “Welfare Queens” have traded up from Cadillacs to Mercedes and BMWs.

The Administration is now begging a Democratic Senatorial candidate for the solution to the Iran mess they’ve gotten themselves into.

If anything, this election cycle shows that the rot in the GOP goes far, far deeper than Trump.

Sunday Shows On this Sunday’s political talk shows Any Republican Senator who on the air goes What will be the reply When reporters ask why They let Trump at Congress thumb nose

Russian Sanctions On this Sunday’s political talk shows Any Republican Senator who on the air goes What will be the reply When reporters ask why They let Trump at Congress thumb nose

That’s a very interesting way of saying that, despite occasional hyperbole, you anti-anti-Trumpers were wrong and his critics were substantively right all along.

Monument The companies taking a large tax deduction For donating to Trump’s ballroom construction All we’re buying access For federal contract success Making Ballroom a monument to Donald’s corruption

Darline’s Dilemma Darline Graham, Lindsay’s devoted Sis Must have awoke saying, “What shit is this?” Trump decided to kill Lindsay’s signature sanctions bill The Senators Graham got Trump’s Judas kiss

Best idea ever

Ilhan Omar Deporting of Representative Omar Trump wants to pursue Over a claimed decades old visa boo-boo But Melania might object When a Dem we elect Because they can play that card too

Yes, But Trump bragged about my higher 401k So I checked and to my dismay It is indeed higher Than the year prior But Trump’s inflation washed the gains away

BLUER As if poor Kimberly couldn’t be bluer After from Greece Donald Trump threw her She was further dissed As he didst insist That he and Junior barely knew her

they did the thing

Greece Word is out that Trump has sought Guilfoyle’s resignation after a week fraught Trump’s was disappointed In the lass he appointed Not her corruption, but that she was caught

Give up your dreams to achieve your dreams

We’ve gone from the “Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it”, to “Those who know history can’t be trusted “ phase of our decline

A crueler punishment would be to have Tennessee try to execute him by lethal injection

Isn’t Ken Paxton’s home county in California?

We’ve reach the non-participation stage of participation trophies

Riddle A Mayor Mamdani confronted a riddle It’s either too much or else it’s to little Jews call him “A hater” Palestinians, “A traitor” When it comes to Middle East, seems there’s no “middle” For Mamdani, Oct. 7 Anniversary Sets Off Anger and Bitterness www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/n...

“How Trump has *removed* the ethical line…”

They are not just donors, but military contractors

Exactly! Get those freeloading septuagenarians to work replacing the freeloading farm workers, roofers, healthcare aides, and meat plant processors that have been deported by the Trump Administration

JD Vance: "We're going after universities and corporations that reject applicants because they were born with the wrong skin color" A man, Vance, said that it’s time at last To right the wrongs in America’s past And grant equal rights To our downtrodden Whites No more will they be society’s outcast

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Slam Dunk A Senator Schmidt gleefully thunk He had on Jack Smith a perjury slam dunk But his Hawks were Hawkeyes Meant his theory’s demise And his dreams of glory immediately sunk

Right on Schedule As midterm losses GOP discerns Amidst voters’ affordability concerns It is as in previous years Raising immigrant fears Right on schedule, “Migrant Caravan Returns”

Stock Market My portfolio’s value brought me some elation Until I did a a simple calculation While it’s indeed near a high I realized with a sigh It hasn’t kept pace with Trump’s inflation

Another Chance A Donald Trump and his minions stress For Americans suffering inflation duress Trump promises a quick price regress We need to select To only elect Those who helped Trump get us into this mess

Credit Trump is eager to take credit for Making the stock market soar But mention a bad thing And he’ll an excuse up-bring That was caused by those who came before

Blame Whether failure to inflation halt Or his quagmired Iranian assault Trump’s explanation For failing the nation Everything is Joe Biden’s fault

WWJD For those today answering Christ’s call Believe Jesus would play hard ball Of the strangers in our midst Their savior, they insist Would be an ICE agent deporting them all

Kash Patel determining that a little beastiality experimentation is not a disqualification for serving in the FBI, but not using the pronoun assigned at birth is disqualifying

Brink of Ruin Per Speaker Johnson, we were on ruin’s brink And history’s proved him correct, I think Envy of world in ‘24 But we showed Dems the door So that Republicans could economy sink

$5,000 isn’t going to cut it. I want at least what he paid Stormy Daniels

Freedom MAGA voters love freedom, they say The freedom to on others prey So to from others take A deal they’ll gladly make Letting Trump take their own freedom away

9/11 brought the country together, now tragedies pull us apart. Even 9/11 has become a partisan issue with calls for Muslim-Americans to stay away and be invisible.