Tyelle

Tyelle

@tyelle.bsky.social

18+ Only! No Minors! he/him There be porn here! It'll rot your fragile little mind! My Carrd: https://tyelle.carrd.co/

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Tyelle
@tyelle.bsky.social

Good news is that my mom's taking all this in stride and I think she's got a new lease on life since it could have been SO MUCH WORSE... BUT FUUUUUUUCK WE REALLY DIDN'T NEED ANY MORE NEW GIGANTIC BILLS.

Tyelle
@tyelle.bsky.social

If you are a barista and your customer suddenly starts repeatedly attempting to order "breast milk" they are not mesmerized by your bodacious rack, they are suffering Transcortical Sensory Aphasia with acute echolalia, call an ambulance immediately.

Tyelle
@tyelle.bsky.social

Sweat, and by extent, stink...and just the whole aspect of being gross and dirty as a turn on. I can not stand the word "musk" (for several reasons, but I digress) and it all just feels like a fetish people came up with to try to sell their bad hygiene as hot. Wash yer damn asses. There, I said it.

CastBound🔞🇻🇪@castbound.bsky.social

What is your "I do not care for the godfather" tropes but for porn/kinks? I'll go first. I do not care for hyper dongs. Yes, you read that right. I like big dongs, but the moment said dong is disproportionately thick enough to unhinge jaws or dislocate hips you have lost me.

Tyelle
@tyelle.bsky.social

Alright, sweat...it and of itself, is fine. Visually, it's fine and can be sexy. It's the "I just jogged 5 miles, now put your face in my swamp ass" kind of sweat that makes me wretch a little.

Tyelle
@tyelle.bsky.social

I had such a dang intense kobold reaction to this I'm actually a little embarrassed

naelstrof@naelstrof.bsky.social

Finally can announce our new game! Drag'n Wash! Wishlist here: store.steampowered.com/app/4739660/...