Tyler Durden

Elon and Trump attempts to "betray" the Ukraine with their Starlink spectacle is bit short sighted. Apparently this what you have when you have an inept administration that has crapped on their intelligence and cybersecurity agencies and does not understand the concept of asymmetrical warfare. Yeah.

The right's treatment of El-Sayed is not a shocker. We were nothing more than a moral checkbox when they marched into our classrooms and condescendingly preached about going to college and being productive. We listened. Too well. And now the Ivy Leagues that we went to became "indoctrination bases".

One of my team mates from the Marines, is a surfer and works on the West coast (shocker). He says whenever people starts talking about the "red wave" he has to laugh and tell them in the surfer's world, when the waves are red, that is not good sign. It usually means sharks and somebody got mauled.

So Sarah Huckabee ran an ad about welfare featuring a WHITE slacker kid. Of course, #MAGA is upset as they claim "racism" for featuring whites on welfare. Thought about it, then realized that I actually applaud her effort. Yes, some of the biggest welfare states are indeed RED STATES. Thanks Sarah.

Funny thing I've noticed lurking on X. #MAGA claiming to non-racists, open-minded as they praise black "converts". Black #MAGA claiming respect, acceptance from White #MAGA. Yet X is littered with videos of black misbehavior, posted with titles like "the usual suspects". Yeah ... "open-mindedness".

I'm beginning to think that all this talk about DSA and Socialists is trying to distract from the fact the new breed of Democrats coming in may not be the "go high when they go low" folks. And that scares the shit out of GOP mofos.

A thought. I think a lot of folks around the US are beginning to look at Mamdami, since Fox News was "nice" enough bring a lot of attention to him, and what is being murmured in the crowds is "we can actually DO that?" Which explains the ratcheting of all things Muslim fearmongering by Murdoch Inc.

So Trump is claiming that his "summit" with Xi went well. Translation: Chinese EVs coming soon to the US. And US car manufacturers are bent over with their undies at their ankles expecting lube, and the only they see in the distance is a razor wire encrusted strap-on. America Thirst.

Lurking on X, saw them bragging about the new news pool: OAN, Newsmax, RBSN and some other time wasting shits. There is a lot of cheering over the "death" of legacy media. Yeah, in about a month or so when it backfires epicly, the folks at Costco are about to get their biggest order of bulk Ketckup.

Was lurking on X on Saturday because I'm a mental masochist. For some reason there was a LOT of porn-like postings that was saturating the platform. I guess #MAGA is in coping mode. Sad what that platform has been downgraded to: bullshit propaganda and amateur porn.

The elections only became "rigged" when a certain person was running for elections, just like how many Ivy League school became "indoctrination bases" when all the "wrong" folk were graduating from them with the good and useful degrees.

Just a thought: nominate election days as National Baseball Appreciation day. That way when folks show up to the polling stations carrying baseball bats, any "site monitors" (aka ICE agents) won't be on edge. There might be sarcasm in the last part.

Prior working in national security, I freelanced designing websites. In some situations I learned the hard way, that until the checks cleared or I got the cash upfront, only then. In view of #Trump "offering" $5k paychecks, #MAGA might want that shit upfront, in their accounts/hands bf the midterms.

Dear Democrats, you tear down capable candidates that can help change this domestic situation simply because you disagree with view on a FOREIGN problem. Meanwhile, the other side are unifying behind criminals, fraudsters, and pedophiles, as you stand on your "moral ground". Get your shit together.

Listening to the NYC classic rock station, heard them advertising a free Los Lobos concert at Eisenhower park in Long Island. Considering that Long Island is EXTREMELY ICE-friendly, I would advise certain "demographics" to take a pass on this one. Really.

I posted a while ago about members of European covens sneaking over on the Plymouth. Which would explain the lynchings (human sacrifices) and desecration of Christian symbols (cross burnings). And then I look at Laura Toomer and wonder how OLD is she, really?

Overheard on the subway. Some of the folks that snuck over on the Plymouth were probably coven members. Which explains that "religious persecution" claim. That would also explain, lynchings, which were in fact human sacrifices in disguise, and the desecration of the Christian cross by burning it.

What I learned in the military: when the enemy willingly makes a mistake ... you simply let him. Read those Nancy Harp letters, lots of red flags. We've seen this scenario. At some point a pet rabbit will be boiled in a pot and someone will demand to not be "ignored". Let the man indulge.

So #FoxNews are constantly screaming about the billionaires leaving NYC. And as folks like Texas and Florida celebrate this, they keep forgetting that these folks will basically poach their turf raising their profit margins. Pay no taxes to benefit the state, and shit salaries to the workers. Yeah.

Just a thought. When they came over on the Plymouth claiming "religious persecution" no one ever considered that it was because they had weird bat shit interpretations of the Bible and they were in conflict with actual Christians. Yeah, Europe did not send us their best. We're learning the hard way.

Saw something about Steven Smith threatening to switch to the GOP party. Sigh. To the Fettermans, Smiths and Mahlers out there, if you really want to switch the GOP party , you know where the registration office. So kindly STFU and be another addition to human centipede originating at Trump's ass.

To be clear. #FoxNews and the rest of #MAGA are going Chicken Little on a Maine Dem candidate based on actions that he did when he was 19 y.o. as they stand lock and step smoke screening a convicted sexual pedophile that sits in the WH. Please tell me we are past taking these assholes seriously.

After Decoygate, most members of the WH that was on the plane as unsuspecting cannon fodder, I figure, will truly get a clue as to where they truly stand in his priority. As for Trump who keeps pointing out fabricated threats on himself, I suggest he gets familiar with the words, "Et tu Brutae?"

Tips for The Press (from a former Marine): When Tom Homan or some WH shill is out there defending ICE murders with that "they should have complied" bullshit, the best reply should be "so you are saying that the shooting of Ashli Babbitt was justified."

Tips for The Press (from a former Marine): When #POTUS tries to dodge a question by asking "who are you with", the appropriate answer should be "we are with and for America, who are YOU with? (feel free to neglect the "sir" at the end, that is reserved for those that earned that respect).

I've been watching Fetterman. Here is my theory. He's holding on to the Dem party for re-election purposes (since the GOP is leaving bad taste in a lot of folks mouth including their own). The moment he gets in, then comes the switcheroo. He's practically hinting about switching. Bye, Fetticia.

As a Democrat, let me just say to the folks running around calling themselves Democrat Socialist, you're not helping. Especially when you sent a "spokesperson" on to #FoxNews to stupidly hand them ammo on a silver platter. You don't see GOP calling themselves Republican Facists. Kindly STFU.

Lots of people are saying when this is over there will be a US Nuremberg for many of the ICE folks. Something tells that there will more like Nuremberg vigilantism, some folks are armed and too pissed off to listen to long drawn out trials. My advice to ICE folks: learn to swivel your necks 180.

I missed the WHCD last night. Stopped in to my local library on the way home and borrowed Lee Cronin's The Mummy. Much more entertaining, helpful and uplifting (yes, this was a horror movie). Thank you public libraries for subbing for all the streamers we've boycotted because of political bullshit.

Once in a while read #MAGA comments on MSN. And what always cracks me is them cheering on the billionaire "exodus" from NYC being fearmongered by Murdoch, Inc. What they don't get is that these mofos are moving to their states to live it up and pillage them for all their worth. Yeah, have fun.

I'll say what even half-cooked meth addicts suspect: Mitch McConnell has retired this planet or is physically incapacitated, and the GOP is pulling a Weekend At Bernie's to circumvent some legalities that will mess them up. If I'm wrong, prove it, a nation wants to know even if Kentucky doesn't.

Fetterman is "threatening" to leave the Dems if they continue "dissing" Israel. First off, this mofo isn't kidding anyone. It is clear that he wants that bigger paycheck on the other side of the aisle. Probably waiting to be re-elected in Nov. only to pull a switcheroo. Let's Bye, Felicia the fool.

Won't be funny if ICE shows at voting booth on election day, and it turns out that day coincides with National Baseball Bat day, as a ton of folks are seen walking around with aluminum baseball bats. Just a thought.

It has been said. Adding to ad nauseum. Mass stupidity: folks believe that the Democrats has the system SO rigged that they let the GOP win the House, Senate, Judiciary, and then willfully stand by and enable epic douchebaggery on a historic level. Yes, grown ass "superior" folks believe this.

Clicked on Microsoft Edge to browse and come across some more Bill Maher bullshit on MSN. Sigh. I'll say this: if you are liberal and you are still tuning in to HBO to watch this asshole offer the world his smug "wisdom", you maybe inebriated or a mental masochist. STFU Bill.

You know things are really messed up when the most seemingly safe meal - the salad - is now most potentially health endangering thing you can ingest. Is this the plan? Get us to eat tons of unhealthy food, so we big pharma donors can see a return on their "investment". So much for that #MAHA bs.

As black man I can say to Erling Haaland, my Viking brother, thanks for putting a smile on face during these crazy times. So sorry that Norway lost, but if we ever cross paths, drinks on me (yeah, I know my mouth's writing a check that my wallet might not cash ... maybe). Keep on rowing, brother.

As ICE agents kill with impunity and strut around like they are untouchables, I get this strange feeling that there are cartel members cleaning their armory with a request list awaiting the moment Trump steps out of office. And BTW, some of these cartel guys have spec-ops training. Sleep tight.

Dear fellow Democrats, in light of the Platner situation and other past screw-ups, I have to inform you that elections are not used to display your "moral superiority" it is for voting people in that will not turn this nation into the clusterf*ck that we are dealing with now. So STFU, get with it.

Just curious. Why are there so many "calls" for Platner's resignation over ONE ALLEGED accusation of sexual misconduct, but there is still crickets over a certain WH occupant with slew of shit that makes a pornographic snuff film seem Disney and ... that other thing, oh yes, THE EPSTEIN FILES?

Funny thing in the news. Danielle D'Souza Gill (daughter of Indian #MAGA propagandist/water carrier Dinesh D'Souza) was cropped out of her husband (Brandon Gill) re-election campaign photo as he posed with his passing-for-white children. Do I need to quote Alanis Morrisette here? #smh

So Clarence Thomas with that "constipated-perpetual"look is there bitching about 14th Amendment "devaluing American citizenship". Yes, this is coming from an ASS that was once a part of group of people that were deemed "3/5 humans". Seriously, aren't you done paying those Uncle Tom dues. And STFU.

To the armchair/keyboard "alphas" putting down Milly Alcock and the Supergirl movie: regardless of how it performs at the box office, even at its worst it is drawing more people than DC State Fair debacle that, ah yes, we taxpayers are paying for. Put that in your meth pipe and smoke it. #smh

Dear John Fetterman, it is ok to admit that you are a Republican, that you used that Democrat listing to get elected. Seems to be a trend. Ride the Democrat train, get your foot in the door and then realize that you are GOP. Your buddy Trump, knows what's up. To besides you're not kidding anyone.

Just to be clear. Trump's "strategy in governing is to create bigger, dismal failures to distract us from his other failures. Or am I missing something here. If so, please clue me in.

I completely understand why a good portion of the world boycotted the #WorldCup and stayed away. Yes, I live in ground zero of The Mess. But to those that still came and have put smiles on our faces, I salute and appreciate you all, for the levity you granted us in our tumultuous existence. Row !!!

Dear Maine, you produced Stephen King. How in the shittiest hell can you explain Susan Collins ... for so LONG? Just asking for a few (million) friends.

Just to be clear. You demolished the East Wing, you turned the South Lawn in to a pile of shit after your UFC circle jerk, and you spent $14M to turn a perfectly clean pool into an algae orgy, but folks that stick their hands in your Deflecting Pool are being rounded up for "vandalism". Seriously?

Dear #MAGA (and some folks on #FoxNews), the fact that you are finally "waking" up to fact you've been cheerleading an asshole for the LAST 18 MONTHS, does not earn you ANY brownie points. You, however, have earned your place in history: the WRONG side, you mofos.

Was lurking on X, couldn't help notice the epidemic butt-hurting in the #MAGA - sphere over Italian PM Meloni, telling their Orange Calf to simply suck it. Remember almost two years ago when Meloni was a "rising star" in #MAGA eyes? Must really suck when fellow facists are telling you that you suck.