typicalpalace

typicalpalace

@typicalpalace.bsky.social

Passionate about CPFC, Mental Health and Mental Health Nursing with a guilty secret about Loose Windscreens

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Jesus, we were only a late SAFC winner away from being in bottom 3. I think our position is misleading, false even. I think we're a lot worse than the table shows. Currently we're comfortably the worst side in the Prem. Perhaps even by a considerable distance. Utd are bad but will improve soon

The $1m question is, is there a manager out there that will change that? Parish, surely rapt in absolute agonies right now, is wrestling with the answer to that question. I don't think there's any other option than to change the manager.

With all this prevailing wisdom about 'red zones' and players only playing an hr, or coming on for 20 mins Is there any evidence the strict adherence to sporting dept protocols is actually resulting in any less injuries? Or is it all a load of Modern Football nonsense, like the draught excluder?

Surely a PR man like Parish couldn't sanction the massive negatives of appointing Dyche. I know we've turned him down time after time in the past when he's applied for the club. I understood O'Neil was the 1st choice, but if £8m is the price to get him I'd totally understand if we didn't do that

BBC's take seems to be that Sage is 'too nice'. Not sure that's the main issue. But, it looks like there is a lack of passion & drive. I just don't sense Sage has fought every last drop to keep his job It might be unfair, but I get the feeling Sage & co will be all too happy to get their pay offs

No matter the personnel we just get worse. There are mitigating circs for Sage, but ultimately this on him and he has t go. Should be getting more out of the players

Legions of Forest fans showing themselves to be morons unworthy of having a man of Glasner's class at the helm. Give it a few months & those same fans will be crowing about how OG is going to bag them a trophy before too long.

I had dealings with the RSPCA, through my sister. Weird people. I know someone has to care, a lot, for animals (that's right), but they really do care about animals more than actual humans. Took my sis' animals away & one died in their care, & would've lived left with my sister

For all the aggressive bully boy tactics of French police at any number of football matches they've been given the run around by these protesting kids & seem to have totally lost control

RE Timber, he's been v gd. But I wonder if it's not a bit of an Alex Marrow situation? Marrow shined for CPFC early on, only because of the dross around him, & hence seemed a far better player than he really was. Obvs QT is a Netherlands international & far better the AM but is he good enough?

Maybe it's me, but I have less faith in Sage on reading and hearing his post match comments. Had he been as realistic but a bit more bullish I might believe in him more to turn it around. But his comments sound like a resignation statement. Seems they can be read as a gauntlet to 'sack me'.

I'd like less of a sense of resignation & more fight from Sage I'd want him to demand he loses this job opportunity only in extreme circumstances; that he & his team are willing to put EVERYTHING into turning this around Sense they're a group happy to return to a big French job with a big payoff

Desperately, desperately clutching at straws. We hit the woodwork twice Nketiah fluffed a 1 on 1 (albeit offside) YET another Big Chance missed by JP, back, but showing he's not improved that hugely wasteful form of last year But no, 5-2 wouldn't have been much better

Any Palace fan today who didn't have a sense that the game could go just as it did must be wildly optimistic. We went down fearing just what we got. Weeds top scorers. CPFC top conceders Weeds best xG for, CPFC worst xG against Weeds clean sheets for fun Put simply it played out like expected

I'm not going to say I don't blame Palace fans for leaving ealry. Because I do. That's just not good support. Empty seats by the end utterly embarrassing. Whether we get kettled & kept at the end or not. Fact considerable numbers of their fans also left early doesn't make it better

12mins added time at City. In Europe you'd never get that. 4minutes at Lyon. You're not telling me the refs relative interpretations can be 8mins different for a 90 minute game

The extremist in question was apparently born in Wandsworth to a Hedge Funder dad, and supports Manure, so that says it all about his morality. Fan of Jordan Peterson, who I understand is a nut case.

If one result typified OG, it was the classic 0-2 away win. With Sage, it’s clearly 2-3, 3-2. We could’ve had 4 games finish 3-2 either way. It might be entertaining But it does nothing for the blood pressure And success will come with a better defence

Are the defenders just not good enough? Sage sold down the river with inadequate CBs? I’m not sure. Way he’s set us up I think we concede goals, even with Max and or Marc It’s ludicrously open & we’re ceding so so many chances, even if we’re scoring a lot I’m not sure PS can change it? No sign

I have extremely little faith in sex offenders facing justice. The number of men who are punished for their sexual offences, with such severe consequences for victims, is infinitesimal So I have great fear Brand, who is CLEARLY guilty, will not be convicted Yet Donaldson shows justice possible

It says a lot that both Reform & MAGA have no compunction in beating up women protestors in their audiences. I don't think this overt political violence has got enough scrutiny. It's fascistic.

Jeff Lerma in Troy Deeney's Team of the Week... what a joke. Great goal, & ever present threat in the air, but Lerma got repeatedly skinned by Ndoye. Palace got better at the back after Lerma was subbed. Troy is a berk

Admittedly early days, but no sign whatsoever from Palace's No 1 Guehi replacement target, Ousmane Diomande, as to why he was so highly rated. Certainly didn't look Guehi quality. But who is?

If VAR had given handball for Khaliali's 'supposed' handball we'd all have to give up. Point blank range Clearly accidental Doesn't change direction of ball significantly