bich of ages

bich of ages

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Sebastian / Chimi ๐Ÿ 27 ๐Ÿ He / They ๐Ÿ | Commissions are Open https://ultchimi.carrd.co/

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every time I feel like I might get to sleep at a decent time for once I get a stomachache that keeps me up for a few hours and fucks everything up. I want my intestines ripped out and beaten with a stick

found out today that there is an episode of scooby doo mystery incorporated where everyone will not stop talking about how much they loved cnc as kids because they were not wise when coming up for the name of their dnd parody

if i play one more game that locks me out of matchmaking purely through the absurd amount of time it takes to load the assets in i am going to fucking roast the devs over a fire and eat them

i picked up my old copy of ruby and got the full breadth of the gba experience by grazing the cartridge in a way that made it shriek at me and erase maybe 5 minutes of progress

unsure whether i want the resident psychic to be gardevoir or alakazam. latter's probably better stats wise but i take issue with turning the perfect design that is abra into that guy

some of the pokeballs in cobblemon are so funny bc you can just manufacture the criteria that they get a catch rate boost under. like yeah i have this surplus of dive balls so every pokemon i want to catch gets systematically dragged deep into the nearest body of water

it's completely ethical to tie up a pokemon with a lead and haul them off and seal them away a dark cave before fighting them. do you want these dusk balls to go to waste?

After multiple instances of watching minecraft idly run at 60 fps only to drop to 2 after one input I have concluded that someone needs to invent a pc that feels pain so I can gouge my nails into it should it displease me

Every asset in our game is entirely manmade. Generative AI was used to support our developers by providing detailed JOI between work sessions

i don't think i've ever felt such a distinct sense of panic playing minecraft as i did after fishing up this fucking thing and suddenly having my whole team systematically slaughtered under pouring rain before it swam away faster than i've ever seen any mob move before to go despawn

the lack of any major fanfare or music at all made it so much worse somehow. left to my own devices to process that hoenn's own biblical leviathan has arrived to break all my pokeballs and eviscerate my underleveled team

"i can help you with sfighbfhgb" this box of scraps boasts its services as a wise and humble oracle as it spits up the slurried remains of the morning newspaper at my feet

still pissed off about the design contest being twitter exclusive. you don't get to yell about being anti-ai for clout and then immediately fellate elon musk's shitty nazi bot farm site instead of offering a normal and respectable method of entry

people are always talking about how unhealthy processed foods are and i hate how unspecific that term is. like what process? canning is a process. cooking is a process. people mince and puree fresh produce with a device called a food processor. i know i'm being pedantic but it's so vague

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i know bikes are generally a lot less safe than cars but the majority of my decisions are dictated by crippling anxiety and something about a moped just feels more controllable. probably just my prior familiarity with bicycles talking. this is just how my shit works

i want a moped. they have such cuteness and the idea of riding one makes me less anxious than the giant four wheeled death machines that are the dominant species of america

the last thing i played was pepsiman for achievement of the week. what does this entail for me? am i an ordinary citizen who drinks nothing but pepsi for a year or am i cursed to experience massive blunt force trauma every day of my life getting hit by cars and gored by bison?

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