Ultimate Secret

It's game day! #goBrewers

Newsweek has gone full Fox. Straight up Nazi shit.

Can't believe it's been 30 years already. One of my favorite concerts. And the Riv is a great venue. It was like Dickey Betts was playing in my living room.

Found this nasty ass orange mushroom growing in the yard. I had never seen one like this before. Turns out it's known as a Jack O' Lantern mushroom and it's pretty toxic. I feel like there's a joke in there somewhere.

Is Mitch McConnell dead yet or what?

Be a shame if people started to refer to Custer Farms as Pedo Farms

Is the spider ok?

At my age living on the edge now means using expired Preparation H.

The best part of waking up is Irish coffee in my cup.

How long before some NFL or college teams start selling those guardian caps as merch?

A dangerously criminal fascist regime is on the brink of destroying the country and NBC News is giving us crucial coverage of fairy tales.

Not enough Westerns featured Bob Dylan.

The monster knows he's rocking his new Patagonia fleece vest.

Republicans are my # 1 enemy. Cling wrap and fitted sheets are in a dead heat for # 2.

Lavalife is still a thing? What year is this??

You know, if Canada became our 51st state, Trump could end their wildfires within 24 hours by issuing an EO mandating they have to clean the floors of their forests.

Just watched Nosferatu. So that Count Orlok was just a really horny dude. Was that suppose to be the takeaway?

My life is more than half over. Yet it's the fact that my space phone is 5 years old is what worries me the most.

I really like when it snows. Then I get to play 'what left those tracks in the yard?'. Neighbors cat? rabbits? red fox? deer? small sasquatch? obese child chased by a one legged drifter? Possibilities are endless.

Can you imagine if Chuck Berry had titled his song Timmy B. Goode? Rock would have died by 1960. Words matter, people.

January 1983. I guarantee you absolutely nothing good came from this fascist scumbag summit. Was this the beginning of the end?