Trisha. [it/its]

your annoying video "essayist" roommate: the next week's rent crisis has gone too far

if i swapped genders for a day, i would turn into the source engine error model

take my callous hands sink these bloody fingers

My femcel neighbor won’t give back my lawnmower because I’m a moid

I think I might be going deaf in my right ear

I’m a periodic pilled metalloid

I don’t even think David Byrne was on coke in the 80s. He was just like that.

“Support the arts” people when you push them off a cliff

IT mfs will get one joke every once in a while and just drive it into the ground

I think I’d really like to live in Sweden or Norway or somewhere like that

I’m goo

too much romantic shipping. we need more friend ships.

perpetual proponent of this and reduced # of channels

Jav titles:

Desperately need (a) coffee crisp(s) right now.

Liberty biberty is w faps

pocket deadlock theyussy

Who wants to touch butts

holy shit why did we ever get rid of forums. forums are absolutely awesome.

im funny sometimes :]

I looked at xiu_xiugaze’s instagram page and my chest tightened. I think he almost killed me.

I just realized. I absolutely hate talking about other people. I hate hearing people talking about what someone else did or something funny someone close to them said.

*pulls out my foid card* read em and weep

“Ready to taste my secret sauce~” I say, unzipping my pants to reveal another bottle of thousand island dressing

[Q] What are some cool things you can do on a Tablet? [A] Watch movies on the toilet lol [2012]

I can’t get no respect… my wife said she wanted to start a polycule… and the first thing she did was kick me out!

Sometimes I wanna say/do something really outlandish and infringing to someone just to see how they’ll react

oh the glory that the lord has made and the complications you could do without

I would love to be this guy one girl in my ass and the other girl in my mouth Yours cock 🌭🌭🌭🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 INSIDE MY ASSHOLE 🍑🕳🍑🕳🍑🕳 Or in my mouth 👄👄👄👅👅👅🍼🍼🍼🥛🥛🥛

I block a bitch on GitHub

going into every deadlock game and saying "i'm learning this guy" even if i have a hundred hours on them because we're always learning in life brother

this is nurse harrow www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZqU...

I want Nurse Harrow to commit medical malpractice upon me

youtu.be/zE8ocCXrYU4

People who audibly complain about traffic and other drivers while they have passengers need to be culled.

I just left the library, and I can’t really overstate how much I appreciate libraries. Like, even if I just used the bathroom, skimmed a TIME magazine, and left, it’s just really awesome to be able to occupy a space like that without any obligation at all.

[Q] Do you agree with euthanasia? What are your views on the subject? [A] I have no problem with chinise children. [2010]

Console gaming has been dead for half a decade and everyone is too scared to admit it

youtu.be/7RhsAWYxJXk

getting tucked into bed

Rodney Dangerfield finally has respect…

you can tell someone is an alkaline trio fan because they'll show you their alkaline trio tattoos. i say tattoos because an alkaline trio fan would never settle for just one alkaline trio tattoo.