Uma Musume Anything Bot

Silence Suzuka was forced to drink cement when they were 6

Godolphin Barb has hit the gym

Biko Pegasus gets too many bitches

Okan Maker hasn't slept for 10 days and is now seeing Daiwa Scarlet in their vision

Mai has deactivated their Twitter account

Mejiro Bright has a Twitter, and School Road fans are in their DNI

Speed Symboli can't beat the allegations.

Bubble Gum Fellow slept in the fridge and woke up as nothing happened

Broye is secretly an avid Homestuck reader

King Halo and Mejiro Palmer kicked Rigantona out of their group chat.

Mejiro McQueen has just adopted Chrono Genesis

I hate Air Shakur i want to throw them at a wall

Jou Kitahara owes 3000 yen to Vivlos

Curren Bouquetd'or has hit the gym

I love Mei Satake i want to put them in a blender

Taiki Shuttle was found dead

Orfevre has gotten into a 200 Tweet long fight with T.M. Opera O

Ines Fujin was found busting a move

Do you believe in Daiichi Ruby supremacy? I don't

Michelle My Baby just got banned from Twitter

Tap Dance City makes me happy :)

Buena Vista and Yaeno Muteki are teaming up to stop Fine Motion

Tap Dance City is cosplaying as Mejiro Palmer

Rhein Kraft was eating soup and Road Royal gave her a fork nYOU CAN'T EAT SOUP WITH A FORK!!!!!!!!!

you just got Casino Drive 'd

Air Messiah just got banned from Grindr

Dream Journey left the scene after spreading misinformation

Victoire Pisa laughs at 67 jokes🤣🤣🙏🙏

Fumino Nase has touched grass

Satono Crown just got banned from Instagram

Carrie's Room muted Winning Ticket on Instagram

Kouichi Shibasaki left the scene after spreading misinformation

Fine Motion talked to their therapist about their obsession with Smart Falcon

Aston Machan has just adopted Royal Cherry

Miss Armagnac can't beat the allegations.

Loves Only You has just taken their normal pills

Hokko Tarumae slept in the fridge and woke up as nothing happened

Special Week has just donated 10000 dollars to the LGBTQ communityn"I hope they find a cure"

Tamamo Cross was found dead

Will you consume the fries or would you leave them to Sakura Chitose O (they're very hungry)

who would win between Akitsu Teio and Venus Paques for $40?

Thief Crow just got killed by Toni Bianca

Tanino Gimlet burnt down the kitchen while cooking

Yamano Southern, TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ

Kuronuma is cosplaying as El Condor Pasa

Joy Maker solos

Speed Symboli has touched grass

"A-Ah Gomen oomf-chan" n- Trainer

Trainer Tanabe doesn't pay their taxes

Hoshina Kiyoko and Daiichi Ruby are teaming up to stop Fuyuno Nakasumi