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HESITATION IS A HEALTHY THING. BUT DON'T BE AFRAID TO FLOOR IT WHEN YOU KNOW YOU CAN.

If anything, I'm too nice to the equipment. Which isn't very rock and roll.

He kind of puffs himself out like a cornered cat.

I can't believe I fell for a stupid cop trap.

Cops are power. They are given way more power than they even know. And they aren't taught how to respect that properly.

Why does science have to involve so much math?

SPAM D OR F TO KNOCK HER LIGHTS OUT

I am. I am that. I am a maid.

Can't tell if he's looking at the square or through it. Charming little guy, either way.

That is... An actually insane thing to say about your own kid.

That's... that's the dumb person's version of a smart thing to say.

Do you. Uh. Come here? Often?

Did you choose it, or did it choose you?

You're getting fooled by basic human things.

Hiiiiiiii.

God, you are so, so uncurious.

mushroom shoes...

Well, while you were figuring out nothing, I was figuring out this.

Jesus Christmas. We should leave before he talks again.

He said that "beginning a house with a kitchen is like beginning a drawing with the eyes." That's also a quote. I don't know what that means.

How do you share a toy?

Cool cool cool are you good at counting numbers?

I can't even talk about her without sounding like a lunatic.

I'm a little, uh, wobbly. so I'm not sure if I've said this before to you, but Bubble's not my real name.

Beat, I hope you realize that I am shit at being a gamer. ...The shit. The shit. The. I am—

Everyone tweleve is stupid.

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My creams...

CLEFFFFFF!!! SIGN MY ...anything

His ass wasn't big enough for that. Tiny butt.

Cool cool cool are you good at counting numbers?

Everyone tweleve is stupid.

I'm just. Great.

There was a tiny nugget of a thought in her brain...

Guys, we'll be fine. We're gonna be okay, okay? Let's make a memory.

Beat, Stop Looking At The Ad. Sincerely, Other Parts Of Your Brain.

The pitching machine cannot exist without violence.

BE NICE.

(I don't wansum.)

A you for my thoughts?

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I...I'm really sorry about this, ma'am...she's... I mean, y'know, she's at that age.

(...gotta find Penny. I'm losing my goddamn mind.)

His ass wasn't big enough for that. Tiny butt.

(...I look at this and I feel absolutely nothing.) (Like, not just no opinion on it.) (I just feel nothing.)

I can be so granola, dude.

If anything, I'm too nice to the equipment. Which isn't very rock and roll.

Honestly, and I'm being very vulnerable with you now to admit this, I even had no words for it.

You think this is clean? Note: It's already clean. Do you live in a zoo? Note: Yes.