Uncle Junior

Facebook users got Zuck-ed (again). When will they ever learn?

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KKK

Congratulations to “Lady Bugs” aka Lindsay Graham, on three months without a drink. 🥃

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Wow, this is handy! Who knows how long its going to be before there's a headstone, and not all of us live near his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

This.

We support Major Watson. 🇺🇲

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Natalie Harp Al porn? Natalie's bonus check was only about 1/3 of the amount he paid Stormy Daniels - and she made real porn. +

Today is a somber day, but please take a momentary break from your solemn remembrance to congratulate “Lady Bugs” Lindsey Graham on 2 months of sobriety. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Just when you wanna hate AI, something like this pops up: bsky.app/profile/jonc...

C’mon #3!

Southern Blvd. will, hereinafter, be referred to as #JeffreyEpsteinWay.

Nice job buddy. 👍

Release the unredacted #EpsteinFiles. Prosecute the #Scumbags!

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I, Donald J. Trump, hereby declare CONGRATulations 🎉 🍾 🎈 on one month of sobriety in honor of Senator Lindsey “Lady Bugs” Graham. Please celebrate responsibly, and thank you for your attention to this beautiful and important message.

Zing!

The GOP's official party-wide slogan marching into the midterms: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"

Here's what I think about how Marco Rubio is doing:

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Driving a motorcade over the uncured reflecting pool is reckless, irresponsible, and downright stupid; but it pales in comparison to the criminal pedophilic actions Trump and Epstein and their scumbag friends took raping little girls (and boys). Release the #EpsteinFiles and prosecute the scumbags!

As a multi-thousandaire, white male, who’s over 55, I support this message. Women should run the world, or at the very least, they should make up a representative percentage of Congress.

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Release the #EpsteinFiles immediately.

Silence is expensive. Think about it.

Iran is tired of being the main distraction from release of the #EpsteinFiles, and they ain’t playin’! youtu.be/YCMFWxotAKU

I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭 Low T Pete will never live this down.

Those were the days...

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Put Mitch on speakerphone:

A sketch-y attempt at summarizing the Graham Platner Experience (so far)

50c off/gallon at 7-11 today and Saturday (7/7 & 7/11) almost brings gas back down to prewar prices. Almost. If the war’s over and the Strait of Hormuz is open, why are gas companies still gouging customers at the pump?

Damn right.