Uncle Keg 🌹

#poetry #literature

why do all the daily wire people have such punchable faces

turnip

If my girl doesn't want to get complementary hammer and sickle necklaces, then is she really my girl?

off-brand muppet lookin ass

I just realized ICE is as old as me. How did I not know it was founded in response to 9/11?

Jesse Watters has such a punchable face

So how's this new Pope thing work? Is there like a bracket, some competitions, trivia, do we vote? It's gotta be televised, right? Do I need a peacock subscription like for the Olympics?

with a mortar launcher

Do y'all think I could catfish Elon Musk to try and get clout and money?

I keep having a recurring dream where I crash my car and then repeatedly Crtl+Z to before the crash to fix it, what does this mean?

I lie awake at night, dreaming of a #dream that can never be; a life that's not my own, no matter how I much I plead. Finally, even in slumber, I receive only sparse fleeting glimmers of hope—of which I barely perceive—until I awake once more and dream of that dream which can never be. #vss365

just tried to have a conversation with my parents about how most democrats' policies aren't very left-leaning and it immediately got derailed by them supporting letting transgender women into women's sports, like how has these become that much of an issue with people instead of real material gains

Went to see Tim Walz speak, a whole lotta "we need to change our messaging" and not a lot of changing policy 😕 but he did mutter Medicare for all.

bro who tf is grummz and why should I care

I wish I lived in an RPG where time's a suggestion and I can complete quests whenever it's most convenient for me

why is Microsoft ending support for Windows 10? I don't wanna switch to 11, fuck you. What happened to this will be the last windows? 😭

I spent my birthday climbing some real pretty rock faces in the Red River Gorge :)

I'm kinda happy I won't be home to watch Tr*mp's address to Congress. I just know there will be thunderous applause from at least half the room and I can't take that kind of fascist bootlicking rn.

I'm so mad, the first major protest in my area and I'm out of town 😭

perfection

Will you be the Engels to my Marx? 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

Despite the federal hiring freeze, do you still think the CIA is hiring political assassins? There's a couple people I wouldn't mind killing. (for legal reasons this is a joke)

I sent a letter to my congressman a few weeks ago regarding climate action and I finally got a reply with him saying he doesn't believe human activity causes climate change. Hmmm I wonder why? It's like you work for the oil lobby instead of your constituents.

Every time a right-wing demagogue calls democrats communist I can't help but think, "I wish."

something, something... broken clock

I stg I hate this place

I wish I was in Philly, I could go for a good riot right about now 😔

Officially a card carrying Socialist 😎

I will never understand people who constantly post gym photos, I don't care you're doing shoulders today 😭

dream job

I'm not looking for just anyone, I'm looking for THE one.

I had to go to Walmart today, absolutely disgusting. I hate it 🤢🤮

At this point, I hope I do get deported, it'll save me some of the travel costs.

Is "Free Willy's" a good or bad name for a futuristic western brothel?

My man.

I'd love to take a screenwriting class that's specifically how to write for hokey cop shows, I assume day one begins with a lobotomy.

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Another book which I highly recommend. It takes place in 2024 and I fear that Butler was about a decade off on that assumption. Although, I still hope we can steer clear from the future she presents, especially the bit about the return of company towns for people physical and economic "safety."

One personal win out of China's plans for renewable energy is that my Dad can no longer argue it's pointless for the US to reduce emissions because China is worse. 🙄

Definitely a good read! The narrative he presents through talking to his late father makes it an easier read and to swallow the depressingly sobering reality.

I've finally taken on the daunting task of reading Infinite Jest, so far this has not been at all what I was expecting.

I haven't posted, not because ChatGPT is down, but because I am currently down.

if it talks like a Nazi and salutes like a Nazi, its a fucking Nazi.

You're just gonna drop that in there and not even contest it? www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

To sleep or not to sleep, that is th- zzz... zzz... mememme zzz...

I wish I had a cat to post for free clout

Why do all the best poets die young and, like many artists, before they're fully appreciated? Really makes it all the more daunting.

Class War!

On my morning commute, I cruise past a burning building and another and another— staring ahead apathetically, trying not to let the flames engulf my soul, somewhat hoping my office may have met the same fate for doing this to me. #poem #poetry