Uncle Lumpy

Uncle Lumpy

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Will it get me kicked out of my home? Will it get me fired from my job? Will it get me fined? Will it get me arrested? Will it get me killed? No? Well then why the fuck should I care?

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Uncle Lumpy
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Oh sure, Elon Musk puts air-jets in his car and he's your hero. Chicanos put hydraulics in their car and they're "thugs" and "hoodlums". I see you, pendejo!

Uncle Lumpy
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When the stars of "Pawn Stars" die* the best Saint Peter will offer them is a motel room in Historic Westside. *Slowly and painfully if there is any justice in this universe.

Uncle Lumpy
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Oh sure "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" features a character in a wheelchair, but do you give IT any credit for representation? NooooOOOOoooo! NICE one, liberals! (NOTE: I lean left myself, just poking fun.)

Uncle Lumpy
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Okay, not only did Ilhan Omar NOT marry her brother, you cunts who accuse her of doing so are only bitter your brothers didn't find you attractive enough.

Uncle Lumpy
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Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark is right, Because their words had forked no lightning they Do not go gentle into that good night.

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Uncle Lumpy
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And you, my father, there on the sad height, Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray. Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. #AshleighBall❤️ #Brony #BuckCancer

Uncle Lumpy
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Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark is right, Because their words had forked no lightning they Do not go gentle into that good night.

Uncle Lumpy
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Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay, Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight, And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way, Do not go gentle into that good night.

Uncle Lumpy
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If there is a Blue Wave, Bill Maher will quit his show, pack his bags, and catch the next one-way flight to Israel without a sound. You see if I'm wrong.

Uncle Lumpy
@unclelumpy.bsky.social

A.I. is the fulfilment of humankind's ultimate destiny, to create God in its own image, a hateful, spiteful entity which delights in suffering and destruction. All else is wishful thinking.