Uncle Tuesday

Something is going down here in Barcelona near Casa Batllo. Heard a loud bang, followed by possible gunfire. People running down the street, there is smoke in the air.

Messi falls onto and holds the ball. Seems legit.

Messi just did his little ball moving trick. Right in camera. No call. Shocking said nobody.

Here we go with Argentina’s bs. Can England beat a whole team plus the refs?

I know it’s May 7, 2026. But it’s starting to feel real March 3, 2020 around here. #hantavirus #pandemic #HereWeGoAgain

Coming Soon- Lockdown 2: Pandemic Boogaloo.

How long before Trump lays another TACO and chickens out of any kind of attack on Iran tonight?

Trump spent the weekend in the hospital and now he’s making his cabinet praise him in a non stop slob a thon press conference. He’s just standing there and smiling while they tell him he’s a brave boy and what a great job he’s done. Unbelievable.

Mullin gets through committee vote thanks to John Fucking Fetterman being the deciding AYE after Rand Paul voted no. It’s Fuck John Fetterman today, tomorrow, and every day forward.

Fuck John Fetterman.

Bye, Kristi Noem! Bring on the trafficking charges!

Alyssa Fucking Liu!!!! #winterolympics

Way to do it, Amber Glenn!!

Wait why did they totally negate Amber Glenn’s loop jump?? What did I miss? #olympics #figureskatibg

I’ve been saying this for about an hour. Everyone was slipping and sliding around.

The judging in the men’s free skate competition is suspect. Some skaters seem to be held to a different standard when it comes to execution scores.

JD Vance just got mercilessly booed at the opening ceremony. It was great. #olympics #openingceremony

Trump is clearly hopped up on something during this address to the military leaders. It’s beyond obvious.

Just waiting around to see if the orange has finally rotted off the tree.

Now 47 is talking about going to heaven?! I’m telling you he’s been getting A Christmas Carol type visions of his future. And it ain’t good. That’s probably why he doesn’t sleep at night.

It sounds conspiratorial to suggest that Vladimir Putin told Donald Trump behind closed doors to launch an assault on mail-in voting in elections administered by the states, and Trump immediately set about mobilizing federal power to do it… but that is literally Trump’s account of what happened.

If America is lucky enough to make it out of this disaster of an administration, and its side effects, there better not be ANY talk of forgiving and forgetting. I want people to be permanently labeled as the craven shit weasels they showed themselves to be during this time.

Trump in the Epstein Files? No. Epstein in the Trump Files? Yes. I’m thinking Trump and Trump Models was the top of the trafficking ring, and Epstein/Maxwel were the transporter.

Trump either just admitted to being involved with sex trafficking or to keeping underage sexual concubines at Mar A Lago. There should be wall to wall coverage about this. Should be. I doubt we’ll see it.

Look, I’m happy for yall, and ima let yall finish, but Zohran Mámdani will absolutely swing towards center once elected.

Wait… KKKaroline has KKKovid?!? Does that mean the White House is a hot zone and why nobody’s heard from Cuck a L’Orange in almost a day?!?

Spain getting a weak edit on the recap clip is pmo. #eurovision

Wait. There will only be ten songs competing in the grand final on Saturday?!? What is happening? #eurovision

I did. It was either that or drown in the river where we swam. The 90s were wild.

Now we’re hearing Pete Buttigieg should go on Joe Rogan.. and I just wanna remind everyone FUCK Joe Rogan and his duplicitous ass. When they told Kamala’s camp that 10/25/24 was a “personal day” for Joe and he couldn’t do an interview, but then he interviewed Trump on that day instead.. FJR

They’re mad they’re hurting while blaming Dems when they hoped they’d get to point the same fingers under a Harris administration.

I take comfort in knowing that Stephen Miller will end his days in prison for his part in all of this.

Hey, @meidastouch.com would you do a little story about the recent contract given to Strategic Partners, LLC , to control and manage the national strategic petroleum reserve?? Apparently the Dept of Energy is letting that go…. @theatlantic.com , you should know about this, too….

They’ll call Pope Francis a DEI hire. And it’s funny because the Latin word for.. you know what, nevermind.

The administration is going to use Goldberg releasing the signal texts as reasoning to shut down the Atlantic and freeze out the media at large. They’ll call it a matter of national importance and couch it in keeping intel secure. Mark my words.

Democrats doing book tours right now are completely misreading the room and seriously out of touch with the current reality in America.

Hate to break it to y’all, but eventually… we’re gonna have to do something.

I remember trying to tell Never Kamala people that a President Swampass would make protesting illegal. I was laughed at and told that would never happen. Cut to today and.. welp.

I asked a “Do Something” over on TikTok what they would have the Dems do that wouldn’t be strictly performative They said “punch him” They’re just so deeply unserious.

Attention Congressional Dems!! Don’t go to this fake SOTU tomorrow. It’s not going to be anything other than him shitting on Zelenskyy, Praising Putin, and congratulating himself on his election victory. And then Elon will pop out of a cake with Ketamine frosting. Expect a circus. Don’t go.

Some of these Oscars fashion choices… whew. Well they ARE choices.

Tom Tillis almost, ALMOST, had a backbone in this hearing. What a sham.

I will never understand why he was allowed to run again. I will never understand why Judge Cannon wasn’t removed when it was clear she was in the bag for Trump. I will never forgive Merrick Garland for not giving a shit. I don’t understand why the institutions didn’t hold to their purposes.

TikTok Tea: Americans are blocked from using the app, but the content they’ve created and posted is still viewable and searchable. What does this mean for the creators who earn money from the app? Are they still being paid or no? #tiktokban

I heard yall miss TikTok.

That Beyonce halftime show is about to become my whole personality for the next 6-8 weeks. #BeyonceBowl #CowboyCarter #AOTY

Im ready. The money is ready. Tickets when, Parkwood?!?! #CowboyCarter #Beyonce

Another commentary break ?!? Play the two damn minutes. We’ve got a concert to get to!! #beyonce #nflonnetflix #hurryup