Russellsprouts

It makes my Louisiana heart sad when my phone tries to correct crawfish to 'crayfish'

The rage i experience when someone does this to community food in the breakroom. I don't want the food you finger fucked. Thanks a million

If you have to deal with the general public today, shout out to ya. That full moon is moonin'

Someone brought chocolate chip cookies to work but they all turned out to be oatmeal raisin.

You know what series dvds never did during a rewatch? Inexplicably jump 20 minutes into the next episode after the previous one ends

Red delicious apples are so mealy and overrated

Whenever I see something that seems cool online but it turns out to be Al, I'm always disappointed. It's never, "wow. Someone must have really put in a good prompt for this one!"

At a sporting event- Please rise for The Anthem:

NASA when they fire an astronaut

I hyperfixated a while back and bought the first 9 Final Fantasy games. I've never beat one before and don't know where to start 🫤

This actress was in something before and I simply cannot enjoy the movie until I find out what it was

Me at ikea

Ernest Scared Stupid

Each day I look at the news and share the same expression I have when someone microwaves fish in the break room

Hiding out in the work bathroom 👌

Don't have to worry about spoilers with me. It takes me a minimum of 6-12 calendar months to get around to anything trendy

When I was in my 20s, I walked into CVS with the worst hangover of my life and had like 5 jugs of pedialyte under my arms. The cashier looked at me and said "aww! How old is the baby?" I replied "25"

Me when I do anything

Waited all day to smoke but work kicked my ass so hard, I'm just staring at the blank TV screen like

Somebody came into work today that looked EXACTLY like Captain Kangaroo, but nobody got my reference 😭

Might fuck around and get a chili's triple dipper tonight. Who knows? The world is my oyster

"Were you better off now than you were 4 years ago?"

Why my uber driver live streaming?

I haven't come across sour punch straws in a while

Getting stoned and watching mobile game ads for a little bit too long

Anybody have any tips on how to dissociate through an entire 9 hour shift?

The guy at qwik trip when I say hello:

This reddit post is just rocking my world right now

Very jealous of those that can just have no thoughts or internal monologue. That must be nice and quiet

Making my way through Kingdom Hearts for the first time. Fun games. A lot more exposition than I was anticipating

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

"See you next year!"

Re:

Hey i haven't been active in nearly a year. 2025 has been pretty rough! Looking to reconnect with some people and make some new friends, so here's a tiny #promosky Things I love: Video games of all kinds, especially collecting Vinyl records Shitposts Things I hate: Maga AI Stepping in gum

OK also I know I just snuck in with my first post in months. 2025 has been a doozy