underway

it's wild that companies can claim shit like "removes 100% of detritus" even though they have absolutely no idea what my detritus is like at all, it's BAD

bruh I'm gonna be ethernetless for like four days, that's basically inhumane, I'm being mistreated! I rapidly disintegrate in a connectionless environment

at this point I'm not sure we'll ever get a male action game protagonist who doesn't have a 2:1 grunt to sentence ratio

I've really mastered the art of putting off starting a game, series or movie and then getting obsessed with it and barely doing anything else as soon as I start until I do it with something else soon after

i've recently heard that some ai bros want to make an smw central alternative because we don't allow gen ai content on the site. here's my direct response to those people. "who owns rom hacking?" and other questions ai poisons us with shoujo.gay/who-owns-rom...

I can tell my dumb ass is never gonna manage to lucid dream cause even when a really niche song I like is just randomly playing in a dream I'll go "oh, that's crazy, they have good taste here" and move on

crazy how even if you're watching something that you'd think would be completely unrelated to AI and not necessitate it being brought up at all it still will come up and make you immediately wish you'd never started watching

this is gonna be a very niche post, but having just finished playing dispatch: waterboy is just wet luigi

it's crazy how rarely I see people in public sneezing into their elbows compared to their hands, like I haven't sneezed into my hands in probably over a decade at this point and the mere idea of doing it 1) doesn't even cross my mind and 2) grosses me the hell out, and almost nothing grosses me out

idk what the fuck it says about the state of my body that getting a tiny piece of broken glass lodged in my foot and actively bleeding hurt exactly as much as stepping on nothing a few days ago and just kind of having some abstract pain in the same spot, but I assume it can't be good

turns out hacking smw on linux is actually totally fine and I could have switched to it at least like 2-3 years earlier than I did lol

we haven't had a new concept in a while, can we get any new things maybe? I'm getting bored with all these old things like "house", "weather", "thermal pump", etc.

just bought a projector with low input lag and like fuck me it's so fun to watch movies and game on, such a weird distinctly different cozy vibe compared to a tv or monitor

everyone's gonna be upset about this, but strawberries are total dog shit and raspberries are the real goat

people be like "we're all taking part in city traffic, we all have to do our part to stay safe!" when most people are just trying to fucking walk from A to B, ain't nothing traffic about that shit

moving has really highlighted for me that if I wanna sleep well I just gotta haul boxes all day

one of many fucked up things about the capitalistic system is that anything that's not fresh out of packaging is viewed inherently skeptically in a "what's wrong with this thing?" way and as a result it is much harder to get or give things that are not "brand new" on short notice when you need to

how long until websites get rid of source identifiers on share urls, which you can remove, and instead personalize the url for everyone completely, making it even harder to share something without it being tracked

I know this sounds unhinged and I'd never cook this if I wasn't moving and had to clear the pantry and fridge, but spaghetti with butter and salt *only* still goes hard

many world theory believers taking "please use all entrances" literally at the subway station

for anyone curious, my blood is 70% caramel, 15% tar, 10% cookie batter and 5% blood and yes, I do live forever

This is not something game developers are allowed to do.... @torchkas.bsky.social @underway.bsky.social

if there's one criticism I, someone who knows very little about it, have about godot as of now it's that I don't really like how ambiguous it feels whether you should use a Node2D or a Control all the time

had a dream I went to Washington DC and the whole area was just a big hole full of ash, mind you I've been there before so my brain could have just accessed my actual memories of it lol

it's really fucked up how many words sound and look almost the same as their exact opposite, who designed this language?

turns out moving is actually pretty cool and chill when the place is not too far away and you have like a whole week to move slowly rather than having to do it in a single day and stressing the fuck out

I miss the early 2010s internet, that shit was so much fun compared to whatever the fuck this is now

recently stopped using any math operation except addition and it's really simplified my workflow have 6 and want 36? why multiply by 6 when you can just add 30, easy want to divide 5 by 2? just add -2.5, what's the problem? keep it simple, don't need all that fancy shit

kinda forgot that someone making a big video on your hack comes with "feedback" from people who didn't actually play it being shoved in your face for a little while until that crowd inevitably dissipates

my new favorite quote regarding 'the just dropped and it's: "This is not something game developers are allowed to do"

to no one's surprise, I do not get along well with objectivists, especially ones who think that their own opinion is always the objective one, really makes one wonder if they think themselves intelligent or just lucky, presumably the former in most cases

idk why the fuck they keep updating my system's timer/clock/alarm app's layout, it's a fucking clock app, what good could changing the layout slightly possibly be vs the annoyance of having to interface with a new layout

puzzmo crossword today cracked me the fuck up cause I was like "what do you *mean* 'Fart' isn't correct for the blank in '____ or Crap (trivia board game)'?? what else could it possibly be?" followed by an "oh... yeah... that makes sense..."

I know this is controversial, but I don't think scented candles are that great cause you kinda just tune out the scent after a few minutes and then it's like it's just a regular candle, it kinda sucks, wish the brain didn't do that

I'm sorry, there's a place called cabbagetown in toronto and it's not a joke, I didn't make this shit up, that's what it's called

it's funny how people complain about lunar magic not being open source when there are two more tools in the ecosystem that are also incredibly important but technically have an even more restrictive license cause they literally don't have one at all

I feel bad, I just played against someone in magic limited and I don't think they knew that they don't have to play literally every card they draft lmao, their deck was gigantic

if I hear one more person saying some shit like "ai is magic" or "nobody knows how it actually works, it just does" every vein in my body is gonna pop

github is so cooked lmao, I now have to click on a page, then return to previous page in order to actually load that page, it won't ever load the page unless I do this, I'm glad I'm slowly moving to codeberg, at least that only sometimes takes forever for a push to go through but otherwise works

idk how the fuck they made taskmaster never get old, it still rules after a bajillion seasons

I love the new answer to the question "what's longer, any of the lord of the rings trilogy movies or a video essay about 'the?"

unwind got a c3 trophy, so anti mixtape tools have now been awarded infinitely more trophies than mixtape itself, that's just math

If I blocked you on some platform here are some likely reasons: - you use slurs - you're a bigot - you shill genAI, crypto, etc. - you don't care about consent and agency - you're irritating - you're trying to scam me Multiple answers are possible. Hope this helps you diagnose the problem.

the mixtape releases → people get rightfully upset → it becomes opt-in → it dies completely pipeline happened a lot faster than I anticipated lol at least it led to some of the dumbest arguments for it I've ever seen made on twitch in its brief time of being "relevant", I guess that's impressive

it's kinda funny how saying "I'm all ears" makes perfect sense but if you say "I'm ears" it sounds like you're desperately trying to get a nickname even though it's just clearly never gonna happen

saying that "AI lets people do things they wouldn't otherwise be able to do" is a really perverse little linguistic slight of hand because not only is it *not* the person doing those things, but it's also actively detrimental to the person being able to do those things themselves in the future

I'm sorry, I'm sure GIMP is great or whatever, but it feels like I'm using software created by an alien, nothing makes sense to me