Ungft!

Trump and Zuck

President Trump “mandate sounds gay”

“Facts don’t need to be checked. They check themselves” Mark Zuckerberg says, huffing through his neck gills.

US Navy Seals respond to President Trump’s idea that the elite force LEAD the invasion of Greenland ‘because they’re seals’. US Navy Seals: ‘no, no we’re not’

President Macron insists he is NOT a small delicious biscuit.

Chinese state media admit that new virus has transferred from humans to pigs for the first time. ‘The Woke Mind Virus got into our porcine herd and now they are all accepting each other’s gender choices and wanting to HANG OUT with the other farm animals. It’s a disaster.’

President DJ Trump and Vice President JD Vance meet with Elon Musk and the OtherBloke™️ to discuss savings in the mental health sector. ‘Huge huge savings can be made in mental health care. It’s going to be so so easy, get the lunatics to run the asylums’

McDonald’s releases new URBANmeats™️ range including the new CatBurger™️ , and PupNugget™️ for a limited time only President D J Trump says “ it’s for The People Who Came In, they love this stuff! Chicken of the suburbs!”

US Navy Seals to be tasked with the invasion of Greenland. “they’re an amphibious force! The best sea going mammals we have in the military! The ONLY sea going mammals we have in the military! They’re terrific! ” Says President D.Trump.

Musk’s ShoulderChild™️ Due to Elon Musk’s rare blood type he was forced to have over ten children until he finally secured a blood-type-compatible ShoulderChild™️

Just spent the morning debating with myself if Zuck has made ‘an historic’ mistake or ‘a historical’ mistake 🤔