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You can shove your hydration break up your arse #worldcup2026

"Allo Allo theme tune a banger" 🤣

TV adverts in the USA are almost 24/7 David Beckham selling something, from Home Depot to McDonalds and everything inbetween #worldcup2026 #england

Its Boston & its the USA's 250th birthday, and what are the people singing... "God Save The King" 😆Hurrah! #WorldCup2026 #England

"You can't win anything with kids" #ENGvNZ #Cricket #NZvENG

🎵"Emilio Gay, the opposition should have stayed home today. Ah-ha Emilio Gay, we really like the way you play" 🎵 OMD. Make it happen #barmyArmy #cricket #ENGvNZ #NZvENG

James Rew looks like hes 12 years old. The England team is full of children today #cricket #ENGvNZ

The Oval looks well cloudy #cricket

Double #england today. Cricket & Football. Don't eff it up lads.

Its been a few months since I last posted. Anything happen?

My God, the USA are steam-rolling India #T20 #T20WorldCup #cricket

I don't recognize any of these India players #T20 #T20WorldCup #cricket

England can easily win this test from here. All we need to do is bowl each Aussie out for a duck in their final innings. Nothing could be more simple #ashes #theashes #ausveng

What the hell just happened? Seriously Will Jacks that drop is a shocker #ashes #theashes

The Barmy Army are going to drink Melbourne dry tonight #ashes #theashes #AUSvENG

Well done England. They can still win the Ashes. All we need to do is have the Perth Test invalidated due to Snicko faults, and we replay it. Good thinking. #ashes #theashes

This test is bloody weird #ashes #theashes #AUSvENG

Was Jacob Bethall getting a drink in at the bar with Duckett, instead of being ready to bat? #ashes #theashes #AUSvENG

Why is Carse batting No 3? #ashes #theashes #AUSvENG

We'll have to endure yet another round of 'Jerusalem' today from the Barmy Army #theashes #ashes

Oooohh a glimpse there of the lovely-looking Pat Cummins #ashes #theashes

England deliberately playing badly to have short tests and bankrupt Cricket Australia. It will set England up to win every Ashes from 2030 onwards #Ashes #AUSvENG #theashes

Every test it feels like Ben Stokes stands alone. #Ashes #AUSvENG #theashes

This is a T20 match, yes? #Ashes #AUSvENG #theashes

And no Jofra Archer in the team to get the runs #Ashes #AUSvENG #theashes

There's something wrong with England's bats. They are made only of edges #Ashes #AUSvENG #theashes

This just shows that England needed to do practice tests before the Ashes to get into it. If they had done 3 test practices in Aus, they would have been better positioned #Ashes #AUSvENG #theashes

Aussies dropping like dominos. If Bethall comes on and gets 100 runs and England win this test, I'm going to be half delighted, half fuming mad #Ashes #AUSvENG #theashes

Seen on BBC in comments: “Best chance yet for a win, as there's no Cummins, Lyon, or Pope.” 😂😂😂 #Cricket #TheAshes https://mastodon.social/@ianRobinson/115781617931162271

England are going to win this aren't they. Then we start with the 'why didn't they just play like this from the start' drama #ashes #theashes

Please let this be the last time Pope ever appears for England. Be like Henry VIII & remove the Pope from England #ashes #theashes

and out wobbles Pope #ashes #theashes

This is not an ideal start from England #ashes #theashes

England can win this easily. They only need 434 runs. They'll get a 6 on every ball and wrap this up in 13 overs. C'mon my brave lads #ashes #theashes

Hope is such a cruel mistress #ashes #theashes

Ben Stokes trying to save England on his own. I have a lot of respect for him #ashes #theashes

I can't watch this disaster unfold. #ashes #theashes

Pope should never have been selected for this test. Big mistake England. #ashes #theashes

Joe Root did not look nimble there doing a cartwheel.... and actually looked like he had a bit of a pot. Most ungainly. Stick to cricket. #ashes #theashes

Ooooh Pat Cummins is such a good looking man. I heard he also plays a bit of cricket, inbetween his main job of being gorgeous,. #ashes #theashes

Time to get Alec Scarey out #ashes #theashes

What is the point of the Fox skeleton x-ray? Is the answer, no point? #ashes #theashes

Was starting to get excited about England for a moment, thinking they could win this. Then I remembered that their batting has been horse-shit #ashes #theashes

Woo-Hoo Khawaja gone.... do I dare to dream, do I dare? #ashes #theashes

Come on now England. Time to get some more wickets. Start with the old man. #ashes #theashes

I've got frosted tips too Fox Cricket as its 27F outside and there is snow. Very chilly at the bus stop. #ashes #theashes

Oh my effing God, England can play after all! Who knew. Now get the rest of the wickets Archer #ashes #theashes