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โ€œYou never really know who shits and giggles 'til they Giggle and Shitโ€ -Me, just now. #Crack&SeriousRP #CrossoverFriendly #OpenDMs #Lewd#Maybe#NeedanAspirin

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-Shoves Wonder Woman into the box of unused Muses the same way James Gunn's keeps shoving her into the Backlog of female superheroes who NEED representation in Media without being demonized by the male audience. Or dickless critics.- โ€œHey, Blue Balls! How we doin'? K, so let's stop beating the-

โ€œAlways assume there is an Audience and ALWAYS assume they are watching, it also helps to be insane! Truth is it's kind of a character quirk more than a power. I'm sure your writer will figure it out!โ€

@unknownmuses.bsky.social [ โ™‚ / masc ]โ€ƒ"โ€ƒhow *do* you break this 'fourth wall'? i need to know... desperately.โ€ƒ"

โ€œIt's a cream filled delight that no longer tastes the same because the company changed the recipe around 2011. It's all been crap since that Gorilla back at Cincinnati Zoo. I miss my Fidget Spinners.โ€

Goji (Godzilla)@cursedzilla.bsky.social

"........ What the fuck is a twinkie? Is it like a small twink?" He thought for a moment before looking very serious. "Dont call me a twinkie."

โ€œNothing wrong with twinks! I love the ones filled with cream! Especially when it's mine HA! get it cause Twinks and Twinkies and also because the Internet is full of people who'd make similar jokes even though the first time it wasn't even that funny. Derek.โ€

Goji (Godzilla)@cursedzilla.bsky.social

He grumbled as he looked up at the man in red. "King Ceasar turned me into a twink."

โ€Of course they have holes in 'em! How else would you put them on? I got some spider-man pj's ya can borrow whether or not they are washed I can't tell! Call it a scent-setional surprise!โ€

โ€œUhโ€ฆ thank you. You wouldn't happen to have an ice pack, would you? And maybe some spare clothes? Preferably ones that don't have holes in them.โ€

๐Ÿ“ฒ: I was hoping for a Web Shooter pic ๐Ÿ˜ž But yeah pretty dope selfie bro! Bru, compadre, do kids still say that?

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--Waddles into your timeline to shamelessly self promote his YouTube Channel-- ~MAOWR MAOR!~ Go Check out IT'S_JEFF_ON_YT We just finished playing through the Mayhem Collection for Legacy of the Dark Knight! Fun...ish. Next game we'll cover will be Life Is Strange.

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Cyclops in the Savage Land! Because it's always a pleasure to portray our dear Scott Summers. I Hope you enjoy him too ๐Ÿฆ–๐ŸŒŸ . (If you Like my ArtWork, Please do consider to supporting me at my patreon.com/beyondjupiter) . #cyclops #xmen #marvel #savageland #digitalillustration

โ€œWell for your sake I hope yer right! Cause I just got a whole other issue t' deal with! Wanna see how long we can last?โ€

She looks at him, "Honestly, you're not that scary to me. Trust me, I've seen some REALLY fucked up shit. I heard a lot about you from Yukio and her girlfriend and I feel like your crazy would match my crazy! I might even out-crazy you!" She laughs.

โ€œHey, slong as I'm invited to the Baby shower! We're as golden as Huntr/x. Quuiiiick question sesh though! Ya know of anyone that can read Latin? Or maybe ancient Atlantean? Or whatever these Tentacle bastards speak? Enchantin' table maybe?โ€ :๐Ÿงฑโด: โ€œIykyk HEH~โ€

โ€Ÿ Wat!? Where u hearin dis? Ya know you're a pretty funny guy. One full of suspicion and humourous intent. Ah can't seem ta figure u out. Whateva... Da only kids rogue and ah have are da cats. Dats none of your business Deadpool...โ€

โ€œSomething I read on the forums 'bout you two having a little Marie Lebau, ya know, kids? What? Kids don't exist where you're from? Where was it again, Spain?โ€

โ€Ÿ Whose dis u talkin bout? I don know who dat iz. Da way gambit speaks is fine. Deres no need for sum vocal coach. Chere and I are doin jus fine wit lots of joy. Whatcha mean by bun in da oven? Eveythins peachy! Ah still have mah cats aint nothin changed.โ€

โ€œAlright, Channing Tatum, let's keep the vocal coaches paid. Anyway, how are you and Annie doin'? Heard there was a Bun in the oven! You dawg! Couldn't just stick to the cats huh?~โ€

โ€Ÿ Deadpool!? Jus wats your whole getup? Is dat supposed, ta be sum attack? Gambit don really know, wat u on about. I'll take dat as a compliment though. Besides who wouldn't want ta see gambit? Imma hit wit da cards and wit one lady only! โ€

Looks over to the Dialogue box. โ€œPin me down? Now hold on, I didn't think we were getting that familiar~ โ€ *Nudge nudge* โ€œAnyway, I'M IN!โ€

Larina Natalya Tarasovna@thegoldenbullet.bsky.social

Her nose was already in her phone, looking for recipes. "Do I look like I use grindr- anyway. We can go get the ingredients for it. Wanna help?" Green eyes lifted briefly to pin him down. He couldn't say no even if he wanted to.

โ€œIt's either that or a very angry Piss Yellow monarch consumes our reality. Or fecks it, Still confused as to which one it is. I'd go in, but you have the charm that would make Kingpin cover his pants in more white than usualโ€

She was in fact, not glad he asked. "I hate that place. It's annoying at best and at worst gross beyond the mind's comprehension." A short pause, checking her nails while waiting for him to elaborate more. "Is... is that it? Book in a building that's an essentially infinite library? I hate it."

โ€œIf ya can do that, Y' got my services for Free for at least a month! Ya name it Uber, Tinder, Grindr, The app that's owned by a cuck, Lex Luthor but he's gay and rhymes with Pesos! โ€

Larina Natalya Tarasovna@thegoldenbullet.bsky.social

His easy going attitude made her smile, despite the fact that he literally ๐˜ซ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต spawned in her life. "Maybe I can replicate the recipe in proper animal shapes, whaddaya say?"

โ€œ Oh! Wait! Silly BITCH me, I did read a name! Or at least I'm being fed a name. I think that when I saw that thing it poured a whole lotta knowledge into M' brain! Hastur keeps popping up in the Nogginโ€

*She frowns when he faked out a kiss but she looks at the phone raising a brow* Not entirely but im sure well figure it out

โ€œHow can I fight the will of God? Also, because why not? Don't usually lose too much when I'm part'a the narrative! By the way, you should try some of those Mother's Circus frosted animal cookies. They look Nothing like animals but they are so freakin' good!โ€

Larina Natalya Tarasovna@thegoldenbullet.bsky.social

At least that quieted him down for a moment. Oh, bliss... "So you... don't ignore who controls you? Why do you let them do it, then?" As much as the dude was weird, she couldn't deny he was entertaining.

โ€œYou'll be glad ya asked!โ€ He placed his hand over her shoulder before -POOMF- Lo-and behold they stood in front of the Sanctum Sanctorum, hehe Scrotumtorum~ โ€œThe Book's in there, kinda need it to stop a cosmic threat I may, or may not, allegedly, have causedโ€

"Fine Wade. One Mulligan. But only because I like the colour scheme. What's the job?"

โ€œWe're all controlled by something, someone, somewhere. Point is we just ignore it! Unless you're me. Or Gwen. Or Shulkie- OOOH! COOKIES!โ€ Proceeds to eat through the mask...somehow

Larina Natalya Tarasovna@thegoldenbullet.bsky.social

"Huh..." If she could blink one eye at a time, she would. "You're talking of a script... are you also being controlled by someone?" she querried while pushing a half full plate of heart shaped cookies towards him. At this point, she learnt to just go with the flow.

โ€œHow about a Pulp Fiction reference?โ€ -Brings up a Briefcase with...Not sure what's in there honestly, Mcguffin probably- โ€œI apologize for the approach Momoko Kitty, but It got your attention! As it usually does~ HEH! I really do need your help though.โ€

"I don't work for or with people who say the word 'girth' to me out loud."