Weston Welaxation

seems there’s someone else using the counterfax handle on here. here’s a verification jones to demonstrate I’m cfax from twitter

man, the shit Warren Beatty does to hold onto the rights to Dick Tracy

That’s where the k-cup goes

DJ Khaled ass

Real talk - I worry that winning will paper over the Seahawks’ bigger problems and slow them down from doing deeper interrogating and work necessary to build long-term sustainable offense, let alone what they need in order to win in the playoffs. [Substack post that I’m linking on Twitter]

thought this said “balloon” at first glance and kind of admired the baroqueness of a heckle like that

@grok write a campaign email for me and send it. make it about what matters to Americans

block sturdy

“corn sector director” everyone’s gotta stop using tiktok self-censorship speak irl

why would you admit this

Not reading past the headline. I agree that we need republicans who lose presidential elections

Harrison Butker blue wave indicator

big day for letting a less-than-mobile QB run for a huge first down and into field goal range late in the half

we’re back

GUY WITHIN EARSHOT OF A GENIE, 2025: just once I wish I could watch a Seahawks game where Walker gets a bunch of touches and not Charbonnet

FIRST LINE OF A TIKTOK AD FOR DROPSHIPPED PLASTIC SHELVING:

Textwall horseshoe theory

starting to wonder if a key tool for warding off an ascendant right-wing movement might be runoff elections where the tone is approximately “deadass?” like, if you have one of those in December 2016, Trump probably never becomes president (hell, that’s how Ossoff got elected to the Senate)

atlasintel? eles encontraram raça despolarização?

this is how you get a genie to put you on Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride

It's been over a year since a christian kirk was last targeted, tbf

guy who takes forever to commit fraud, Rico Dowdle

ELIZABETH HOLMES: It’s, it’s funny to think of Saddam Hussein opening a restaurant NATHAN FIELDER: OK but do you understand the comparison Barack Obama is making here HOLMES: I don’t know. I like the Cheesecake Factory

every so often you see a post like this arguing that Clinton was to the left of Harris and I would probably actually enjoy a long-form comparison addressing that

marking it as a 2 because I went to college with gorilla grodd

wow man next you’ll tell me Trent Dilfer has some choice words for Robert Griffin III

Brandon Lowe

tfw she asks you if you like “Cleveland!”