Gandalf the Green

Gandalf the Green

@uppydowns.bsky.social

Like and Follow!! ❤️ I’m a satirical comedian. I do political comedy mostly- and I’m a leftist. We are in a class war, wake up and get woke! I am Forest Dumps and Tormod- prophet at First Church of King Donald 😏

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Just a little perspective on the heinous takeover of women’s sports by those evil men pretending to be women to somehow never win but yet dominate… wait is this even a #lies #bigotry #transphobia #hate #fdt #deplorable

I don’t even think we will have a blow off top before our 80% down turn in the market. That’s right. An 80% correction is coming according to many many economist.

Mark Cuban@mcuban.bsky.social

If the market continues to trend down, and the Atlanta Fed turns out to be right, the midterms will be very interesting. The battle between republican self preservation and MAGA will be intense

It’s always the same routine. Projection and outright lies. #cult45 #fdt

Mindy Schwartz@mindyanns.bsky.social

Trump told Hannity :“Social Security won’t be touched...Medicare, Medicaid, none of that stuff is going to be touched.” The House passed a bill that could cut $880B from Medicaid. Does anyone really believe our SS & Medicare benefits won't be next? mindyschwartz.substack.com/p/billionair...

I’m down. It will be hard for me but a day to edit and have material to drop?? I can do this. #fightback #resistanceradio #foligarchy

Laurel Thompson@hellolaurel.bsky.social

What if we hit pause on social media for just ONE DAY a week? No Facebook, Instagram, X, TikTok or free news sites every Wednesday to show the unelected broligarchs we’re DONE letting them profit off of us. Blackoutwednesdays.net Your silence speaks volumes 🤫

They are spinning this as a win on Fox and in American corporate State propaganda, I mean media.

Aaron Parnas@aaronparnas.bsky.social

BREAKING: Despite Elon Musk's support, far right AFD party set to come in second place in German elections and will likely be shut out of government in a major loss for the far-right. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...

😂😂😂😂😂 one of these will result in MAGA eating their own white literally, oops *quite. Typo sorry.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social

OREGON: “The house & senate are totally abdicating their responsibilities.” @RepBentz (R) is the latest Republican to get confronted by constituents at a town hall. (Tennessee folks— town halls are these things where senators/reps show up and you can talk to them in person)

Weird. My vote was rejected by the christian caliphate of Alabamastan because they said I filled out my ballot incorrectly which is BS. I guess they mean I didn’t vote for theofascism #voting #cheating #revolution

This. We better start swinging the stick like we are trying to make contact

Andy Behrman@electroboyusa.bsky.social

Read the posts of lunaluvgood2020.bsky.social I love them! At the same time let's get her to 111,000 followers, because it's a great number! So again, follow her here: lunaluvgood2020.bsky.social

Sing to that shitty Creed song “can you spank me harder, that little place called my butt cheeks. Make them red as fire, I want a whooping on my derrière… 😂😂🤣 #creed #atheist #jesuskink #mrslave