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Well, fuck the world weightlifting championships, #IWF

Even Super Bowl Halftime Shows have down years.

"Only a bunch of Californians high on LSD could be idiotic enough to think that a tool invented by the military could be transformed into an instrument of liberation. Yet many of them believed exactly that." — The Wizard of the Kremlin Yeah but not "Californians." Most bros come from elsewhere.

Actually… this headline and concluding sentence is wrong. Hypothetically, humans simply avoided something; chimpanzees didn’t. Chimp cognition was subsequently affected. We just weren’t afflicted by something and our brains were allowed to continue to develop. Something like that.

"Ironically, the most advanced brain on earth owes its existence to the most primitive form of life there is." Neat.

Van Halen wondering "where have all the times gone!" back in 1982 is remarkable because, man, 1984 hadn't even come out yet.

Private businessman dictating foreign policy? In aid of a foreign adversary? Tick tock, #Musk. Tick tock.

Pretty cool that EOs can override actual U.S. law these days.

Why does #Amtrack smell like ass more times than not? No wonder people drive.

This is a lie. Remember when #Musk said he'd give $6B to the UN's World Food Program and then, of course, did not follow through. Same thing.

You should see "You Can See Everything" and you should see "Digger." But you must see "Musk." Because #Musk doesn't want you to see it, and his buddies are helping him out with that.

Artificial intelligence

Pretty cool #49ers are 5-0 and Jed York isn't around to fuck things up.

#Niners taking care of #Seahawks

A: nope

Democratic Party is sad it's out of money but they broke that tap by wasting previous money and then spamming the shit out of us.

I am THE ENEMY

#Anthropic is just so off 🙄

"Turn your hook into a caption!" OpenAI is using ChatGPT for its email blasts, apparently

#Affordability solved! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2...

If the headline read "rogue agent activity,"#OpenAI would be bankrupted by criminal and civil lawsuits. www.reuters.com/legal/litigat...

The only uniform uglier than the gray #Bills uniform is the gray #Colts uniform.

Finally figured it out

When people think they're the smartest person in the room….

Consider this an ad. Can't wait to watch it. www.hollywoodreporter.com/bus...

The answer is not closures, #Starbucks. The answer is not burning the hell out of coffee beans. apnews.com/article/starbucks-...

#Meta: Don’t do it

That's great, #Meta, too bad your brand is trash.

Artificial intelligence it is

Fast fact: Famed performance-art school #Julliard — a corruption of "Julia's Arts" — is named after famed dancer Julia Styles. That's why she didn't attend the school.

Google: "Me too! Me too!"

Speaking of #iphone anniversaries: iPhone 8 : IPhone X :: iPhone 18 : iPhone XX? I mean, 9s are pretty lame!!

So AI is an American.

Even if there were sex cults in Berkeley (I live a block away, so maybe I’m left out!), no one would want to be involved. Ick.

And tomorrow, Anthropic announces 16 instances of AI run amok, your life savings are gone, and free Mac and cheese for everyone with a food printer.

The burgundy #iPhone is going to be an eyesore in short order.

Still not clear the #SNL UK is nothing but second rate, but Jeff Goldblum?

Like a fireman who won't fight a fire. #coward

Celebrating the Roman Empire is a character flaw. #SPQR was a psychotic operation, driven by lust for power, wealth, relevance. #Rome's leaders were insecure, seeking to fill voids thru conquest and self-serving narratives. Of course Zuck is "obsessed." He's Rome. Carthage must be destroyed. Ass.

We're all going to die

🤦‍♂️ www.theguardian.com/technolog...

Amazing that "experts" thought the #Niners, a 12-5 team last year despite massive injuries and playing in the toughest division, were huge underdogs against the #Rams. I thought it would closer, not the blowout it became, but SF is a better team this year and LA is a no-chemistry marketing effort.

Melbourne's stadium is 172 years old, #nfl 🤔

Still can't stand that #Seahawks clown suit they call a uni

#Apple could make these events much less boring by dropping all the nerd crap. New chip? Great. Move on and skip the Byzantine circuitry tour. Is it better, faster? Better camera? Lasts longer? Much lighter? That's all we want to know.

Trump renames moon "outer space america®️" 247wallst.com/investing/2026/...

Trump renames moon "outer space america®️" 247wallst.com/investing/2026/...

If you're assigned a SkyWest flight, it's great. SkyWest's backfills flights for United (United Express), Delta (Delta Connection), American (American Eagle), and Alaska. #SkyWest operates the #E175, a smaller and far more comfortable plane than its partners use. No middle seat! WiFi works!

San Diego to Boise

Limited time! Commercialize your kids now!