nattie winters

nattie winters

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the bigger events like groverhaus endure but there are so many beautiful little posts lost to time like the goon who believed smoking weed made driving safer because it let him see a few seconds into the future

You truly are a genius thought leader to be asking a question so multifaceted and deep. My programming skills aren’t just Ruby and Python, they’re any type of gem — and any type of snake!

mirror universe situation over on twitter where a guy said he doesn’t need to get tested for woke but then caught a huge callout because his post history doesn’t have any slurs in it

a lot of mutuals are fighting right now. if we had actual moderators who cared about this community, they could easily stop it by clicking likes onto alarming porn from their work accounts

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my Gamer son saw a woman. now he's at Hospital, they think they'll have to put 3 or 5 additional testicles in. please take this shit seriously.

Guy posting joke that will immediately get him banned: the mods need a wedgie imo Failed United States congressman replying to a 22-month old post by a teenage tgirl who censored his name so he couldn’t name search it: bitch boy u better shut fuck up before i do a Grave Of The Fireflies to yuor ass

you idiot, the guy in that x dot com screenshot was obviously doing satire! have a little respect for the users of Dr Mengele’s Child Pornography And Crypto Scam Doxing Depot,

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I've worked as a hair flusher for Locks of Love for 7 years. My father was a hair flusher for 25 years. New AI-powered tools will soon inform the Sanitation Bureau — instantly, and without consent — where all the hair is coming from. That means I can't put food on my family's table.

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Q: My dog planted a house flag. In the den, spiked into the carpet. He installed the cloth flag using every part of his body, including mouth and legs. He defends the flag. A: That is his flag of victory.

My boss gets to sit around doing nothing on a goddamn island today while I have to dissociate into a fugue state to pretend we aren’t on the brink of nuclear war. I can’t even put off my work until tomorrow because the acid vats are already at full child capacity.

Drives me nuts seeing “leftists” admit they’re happy to let Trump win while I’m down here busting my ass in the mines hauling wheelbarrows full of teeth back up to pappy Newsom…

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You have no obligation to match the tone that marketing materials used to describe old media. Instead of "Sonic and Tails battle across Angel Island to once more defeat the nefarious Doctor Robotnik," try "We live in a fallen world. But I am soothed when animal boys traverse the colorful maze."

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in 2016 i was outside one night in chicago and heard screaming coming from every building around me, followed by people pouring out of every building into the street, still screaming. that’s how i found out the cubs won the series and i assume it will be how i find out that The Cool Event happened.