Valen Vain

Valen Vain

@valenvain.bsky.social

(He/Him) Flamboyant Compere, Event Organiser, Content Creator, & Sex Educator AVAILABLE for 2026 bookings Professional inquiries - cultofvain@gmail.com linktr.ee/ValenVain

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FINALLY, I can make my home feel like the season! And I thought I would share that with you all ☺️ #maninmakeup #guyliner #halloweenstudio

I have yet to read any good motivational books, or at least books written by folks that don't try and crawl up inside themselves. Have ye any suggestions? #guyliner #maninmakeup

Hedonism takes all forms, and whilst I am suffering with the seasonal ills, being cosy is itself a pleasure that I can indulge in. #cosygoth #edgarallenpoe

As the All-Hallows Season draws to it's end,3 creepy critters in the Count's service are tasked with transporting him across the land & to the arms of his lady love. Join Miss Ooky, Fras & myself on the 29th Oct at 7pm BST for some spooky shenanigans

As we are nearing the end of the Labyrinth Roleplay, I thought I would share my Jareth Escher inspired outfit. #guyliner #maninmakeup #labyrinthmovie

I don't ever want to speak FOR anyone, but I would like to use the privilege that I have to help the people that do not have it. #maninmakeup #guyliner

My glorious performer friends help me out, and this gives me a chance to help them out, so if you are in the Hull (UK) area on the 5th Nov, please check them out #guyliner #maninmakeup #comedyshowcase

If you don't at least attempt to fulfill your dreams and ambitions, you will never know whether they work or not... And even lessons come away with valuable lessons learnt. #guyliner #maninmakeup

I am recovering from the wonders of The Devil's Parlour, so naturally, I wish to know of the characters that "awakened" something within you. #maninmakeup #guyliner

The moments that haunt us, are the moments that we cared so much about that we WISH we had done better... But in that moment, because of how much we cared, we did the best we could have with what we knew at the time. #guyliner #maninmakeup

Its a busy week, but I thought I would show you my event company, Cult of vain , our 2025 Devil's Parlour event, shot by the glorious @sakurafilmproductions And we do it all again on Friday 💜 #maninmakeup #guyliner

Running late because of the manicness of preparing @unthinkable.hull event P3RV3RS3. It was a great event, so many came to my talk on F3t in film, then a cavalcade of Indie 3rotic films, and some provocative performance art showcases. #maninmakeup #guyliner

Bit of an interesting discussion we had today in the live stream it regards to "Addiction" to 🌽. It is certainly a difficult and damaging behavioural pattern, but I do think it is an issue that is misunderstood. #guyliner #maninmakeup

Just a heads up, I will not stop being myself to appease the preferences of others 😂. I can be educational and delightful of voice, AND be all manner of questionable. This is the way I am. If that isn't for you, that is COMPLETELY understandable 🤣 #guyliner #maninmakeup

Scammers are at it AGAIN. This is the only account I post content like this on. PLEASE don't not be suckered in by these frauds, and never, NEVER, give them any money!

My brain is a little melty after a busy weekend, so you will have to excuse the lack of precision in this one. The legal case I refer to is that of Clairvius Narcisse in 1962. #guyliner #maninmakeup #zombie

Folks have been asking where to donate for Burlesque Bonanza, well I asked the man himself @andy4msf So, for folks who can't come but still wish to donate, head to andy4msf.com to donate to such an amazing cause, sending medical services to those most in need. #guyliner #maninmakeup #msf

Always very interesting to learn that British men of history were so afraid of WLW, or more specifically that Women could realise that they could do better than the way Men treated them, that they desperately tried to hide the entire concept of it 😅 #guyliner #maninmakeup

Growing up, we all dream of being the hero of the wasteland, but even if we can't be, there is no reason we can't go out in style! #guyliner #maninmakeup

It's Showtime at the Star Spangled Cabaret! I thought I would give you all a sneak peak before I am ushered off back stage. #maninmakeup #guyliner

Like all Shmexualities, this one is a spectrum that has many nuances, but all in all, being Ace is where a person has an absence of any/all physically intimate desires. And please remember; different does not equal broken. #guyliner #maninmakeup

The reason Shmexual Toys are often listed as "Novelty" is because there are no official regulatory standards that such toys are legally required to adhere to. Most places choose to adhere to medical safety standards, but it is always worth checking to make sure. #maninmakeup #guyliner

HAPPY BISEXUALITY DAY! I openly discuss Bi-erasure whenever the conversation arises. Adults should be allowed to be attracted to other adults without it constantly being called into question. #guyliner #maninmakeup #bisexuality