Valerie Rayne

Valerie Rayne

@valerierayne13.bsky.social

39, wannabe kinkster, blog-a-holic, mom of six and adult content creator. Follow me everywhere! ๐Ÿ–ค https://beacons.ai/valerierayne13 ๐Ÿ–ค

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Then, the daughter messaged and it turns out the library was having a wicked book sale, so got a metric ton of books instead (for under $20!!!). And finally, made The Boyfriend buy me a candle and I swoon. Crazy day and lots of spoiling ๐Ÿ˜›

I have spent all day working on a video - not any of the videos I'm supposed to be working on but a new stupid silly idea I had. Now I have to decide what I'm doing with this new stupid silly video and my mind is truly boggled...

One thing I'm really good at: playing tetris with my dishrack and adding way more dishes to it than it intended to hold. It's jenga for whoever ends up having to put them away. *evil laugh*

a) How has no one answered this question? b) Why is no one curious to see what the other questions I've come up with are? c) Don't you love me at all?!?

Valerie Rayne@valerierayne13.bsky.social

I watched a video last night where someone went around asking people of various ages, "What did Ace of Base see?". This has inspired me to come up with a huge list of similar questions and I've spent the last hour making it. Now I don't know what to do with all the questions lol

I always hate when you have a bunch of videos to edit/put out but everytime you look at yourself you're like "ugh...", so you just hold onto them and wait. And like, I just wanna put something out there but my mean brain is not letting me. It's incredibly rude...

I watched a video last night where someone went around asking people of various ages, "What did Ace of Base see?". This has inspired me to come up with a huge list of similar questions and I've spent the last hour making it. Now I don't know what to do with all the questions lol

I think if I lived alone, I would be the type of person who left myself an abundance of voice notes in the middle of the night to remind myself of all the great ideas I had while I was attempting to sleep. Alas, I sleep next to someone and therefore forget all my amazing insomnia thoughts...

It is an incredibly windy day (100km/h gusts) and I'm hoping to make it a productive one. Lots of editing to do, so hopefully I'll get some alone-ish time. Also hope I'll get other stuff checked off the list too!

2 years since my first foray into making gloved content! I didn't re-record this and eventually did publish it and it was good. Hoping to get some more gloved stuff filmed tonight, so stay tuned ๐Ÿ˜›

Valerie Rayne@valerierayne13.bsky.social

Working on editing this newbie. May end up re-recording but it was a fun experiment! But now I absolutely must sleep ๐Ÿ˜ด

Taking a bath (duh) Making some videos (finally) Thinking about what I'm gonna wear when I get out (hard) And if I should wash my hair (probably) And... and... and... the list goeth on...

Been not feeling great the last couple of days (*shakes fist at gallbladder*), so I've been avoiding work and my phone and have been mostly huddled up on the couch binging documentaries. Hopefully it changes soon because I have a big long list of things to do...

Had a great Thanksgiving dinner with the fam yesterday - even if there was no turkey. At least there was some amazing karaoke that everyone took part in. Then went to the strippers.

Had 3 sips of a drink that had rum in it - it was delicious but hit me like a ton of bricks and I had to stop because it made my face numb. Felt like I had drank a bunch for the rest of the night.

Tried to find somewhere to go dancing. Only one country bar was open and the vibe made us uncomfortable, so we left. There were other places that were supposed to be open but rolled up to empty parking lots and locked doors, so I don't know what that was about... Hopefully, try again another night.

In my pouty anger, finally got the big messes in my room dealt with, folded all the laundry (including all my lingerie) and hung the wall art that I got over a year ago!

I'm laying in bed, in a towel, after taking a crazy early bath and being pissy and passive agressive because I'm mad at the world (aka The Boyfriend) and I'm not normally like this but tonight, I'm going to be because that's my damn prerogative - deal with it!

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I need to get a metronome. Not only for music reasons but also because I think it'd be fun to use during sex. How many beats per minute am I grinding it at? How many beats per minute am I bobbing up and down on that cock? Does it match the average target heart rate of my partner? Curiosities!

Interesting self-realization this morning: I consider anal to be the naughtiest sex I have. But the day after anal, I am fully feral and needy for sex because my brain doesn't count anal as "real sex" - probably because he didn't cum in my pussy and apparently that means things are incomplete.

Obviously I'm aware it's still real sex and interestingly, I don't feel that way when it comes to head or PIV sex that ends without him orgasming. It's a weird little thing I'm feeling in my squirmy wetness today... Brains and bodies are weird...

Went to the arcade again tonight. Had to close my eyes on the 7D dark ride again because it was making me motion sick. Played a game of lazer tag (which I don't think I've ever done), fell and banged up my knee real good and cheered The Boyfriend on for go-karting. Good times!!!