jake

A tale of two social media platforms

new york once again proves its the only good city in america

If you ever see a pair of adult twins together, there is a 96% chance they are plotting something devious

Step 1: do laundry Step 2: go eat ramen while waiting for laundry Step 3: ruin shirt while eating ramen, creating more laundry tantanmen @ akai kujira, akasaka noodlesquad rise up

we are so freaking back 🥹

I’m in nihon, bitches

Hibernation over. Time to start living again

promote hadjar to the red bull and move yuki back to the vcarb (said without any ulterior motive whatsoever)

lmao Twitter rules dude

just got my permanent retainer removed after 20 years

the american vice president killed the pope and then they elected an american pope oh brother

Damn I picked a bad day to release a video about Rome

Ouch. SoFi is absolutely empty for the Nations League 3rd place game. Do Americans care about their team at all?

the fact that xQc used to be top 500 at Overwatch is not surprising to me at all because he has absolutely 0 hand/eye coordination and the reaction time of a koala

the internet was a mistake. im going outside

hello, its me, an online celebrity

ok we definitely lost the national anthem battle.. what the fuck was that

this hockey game better be the closest to war we ever get

holy shit I missed international hockey. its been too damn long, there isn't much better. never heard montreal cheer so loud for a leaf goal

february 1st, time to get wet

content is freaking back on the menu, eat up youtu.be/MRWB__zSqR0

In an adult I’m allowed to stay up until 5am if I want, you’re not the boss of me

if john turturro and christopher walken don’t make out in severance season 2, i’m never watching tv again

content is freaking back www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E8q...

spoon is the best utensil and it’s not even close. followed by knife and then fork. this is not up for debate

socializing and making new friends

In Australia they don’t call it ketchup. It’s called “tomato sauce” Fucking heathens, this is what happens when you ship all your criminals to one island

yeah sure dude I guess why not

Been in Australia for 4 days and just heard my first “naurrr” in the wild. Haven’t heard anyone call anyone a cunt yet. No mentions of chicken salt. Will report back with further updates.

me when I do something that impresses the youths

unstoppable force vs immovable object: united healthcare ceo’s white privilege vs luigi mansion’s white privilege battle of the century

hello. I would like to use my undeserved fame to scam people and make a lot of money. who do I talk tuah bout this

sometimes the jokes write themselves

TIME FOR SPORTS

I would like to see Jake Paul get murdered on live television

anyone care to take a stab at interpreting whatever the hell this means

no

excited for another fantastic day of browsing on the world wide web

The problem with Dems is they absolutely fucking suck at politics. Not a single clue how to win an election and a staunch refusal to change Democrats are bad politicians, republicans are bad people. I wish this was a wake up call for 2028 but I am not hopeful in the slightest

Looking forward to 4 years of the dumbest, most insufferable people on the planet having their shrill voices amplified and their horrendous ideals put in place and then blaming everybody but themselves when things inevitably go horribly wrong

all the worst people you know are about to be even more insufferable

the kids these days don’t automatically put their fingers on WASD when sitting in front of a keyboard and it shows

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