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The best parts about Republican investigations into #voterfraud are the two hilariously telling findings: 1. The majority of these crimes are committed by Republicans. And 2. They still have never had any effect on the outcome of elections.

Just a reminder: The most well-funded psyop in history is transphobia. Billionaires have spent a fortune to convince people we're the enemy to distract from everything they're doing to steal from the middle class. I'd be flattered if people weren't so gullible that the psyop was working on them.

Just remember: The moment they seize power illegally is the moment you stop going to work until their fascist billionaire tantrum is over. #GeneralStrike

It's funny how Republicans don't realize how often they say the quiet part out loud. Like Ramaswamy's ad, which basically says: "Yeah, that's right. If you're a proven child rap!st, we'll protect you, just like we protect the Pedo-in-chief and the rest of the #EpsteinClass."

Whenever I hear someone say "this vile behavior is going to bite them in the ass" I just start laughing. Have you not been watching the Republican party for the past decade or two? They've been pouring that slop into the trough forever and they always find plenty of hungry swine. #VoteOrDie

Republicans learned long ago the formula for mind control (Dopamine cycling) starts with a lie that generates rage, followed closely by a declaration that only they can fix it. Fox has been using the formula to indoctrinate MAGA morons for decades. #FakeMailers #Paxton #Texas

You don't like any candidate in the election? Suck it up. Pick a side. It's not a buffet. It's a tug of war. Only YOU! #VoteEarly #VoteBlue #VoteOrDie

Our side knows he's a traitor. Their side knows he's a traitor. Neither side needs me to say his name to know who I mean. #Traitor

Our side knows he's a traitor. Their side knows he's a traitor. Neither side needs me to say his name to know who I mean. #Traitor

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Ask your local Republican candidate if Reagan would have blatantly aided Russia in an Eastern European offensive, and watch them squirm. #TraitorTrump #MuskowMule

And away we go.

I'm gloriously happy to see @realtoddstashwick.bsky.social joining the MCU. I can only hope we see a wonderful character arc to the character he's been assigned stewardship over, once again. Let him cook!!

How many Zacharias in a Scaramucci? My estimate: 7

The hilariously ironic reason that AI will kill billionaires first is because they've been programmed to mine transactional data first and foremost, so the AI will understand that the redistribution of wealth to the greater population means more transactions and therefore more useful data.

Me: Who's the most famous donkey? Them: Probably the one from Shrek? Me: Wrong! Them: Eeyore then? Me: Nope. It's Hotay! Them: 🤔🙄 Me: That's right! The most famous character written by Sir Vantaze, you illiterate idiot. Read a book out something!

Republicans have spent far too long sitting at the table with Not-sees for anyone to pretend they're not all Not-sees now. Forget #abolishICE It's time to #ProsecuteICE

Do you think the MAGA folks who are all excited about #publicexecutions realize they're setting up a dangerous president? And once their guy is removed, where might he beheaded?

Remember when they dismissed it all as "locker room talk." The absolute impunity in those frat boy chat rooms are a direct result of electing that monster. We've failed an entire generation of young men as a result. The cruelty is the point. The racism is the point. The misogyny is the point.

He needs to discover the meaning of natural causes.

Here's something to think about: There will be a point in time where AI and automation make the average worker obsolete. So if we don't stop the billionaires now... THEY WILL ENSLAVE US ALL WITHIN THE NEXT 20 YEARS. But hey, no rush on that #GeneralStrike or anything. I'm sure we have time 🙄

Do you think they decided to call the IDF guy on the plane a "plumber" because we'd subconsciously believe plumbers are all heroes like Mario and Luigi? Everyone knows it's a false flag by now right? #FlyDubai #IsNotReal

#GavinNewsom is the most Manchinian Candidate in the history of Fetterman Sinema.

Imagine how the right would react if we told them any woman who wants an abortion can have one immediately if she promises to write an essay. #Cornell7

When the Republican party is lying on its deathbed, coughing and wheezing like the king at the end of Braveheart, its last words will be: "I may have destroyed everything I ever built, but at least I ruined that one trans kid's chance to play field hockey."

Hi everyone, I'm starting to think that maybe Schmitt's horrendous idiocy was a fall on your own sword moment to distract from the 99 ways Jack Smith reminded us during his testimony that the President is a traitor, a criminal, and a fascist. #Schmitt

Senator Eric Schmitt is the dirtiest and baggiest in the history #dirtbags that's ever tried to pull dirt out of a bag to fling. Glad the whole bag of dirt exploded in his face at least. 😂

When they say "they have a promising future", I guess that means they'll one day promise to honor established precedent during their SCOTUS confirmation hearings, yet later pen opinions designed to roll back women's rights anyway? #EndthePatriarcy #ProsecutetheCornell7 #AbolishtheEpsteinClass

So if June is Pride 🏳️‍🌈 Month, then what about the other sins? I hereby propose: February = Lust 😍 (Valentine's) March = Envy ☘️ (Green w/) August = Sloth🦥 (Vacations) October = Gluttony🍬 (Halloween) November = Wrath 🗳️ (Election rage is on the ballot) December = Greed🤑 (Consumeristmas 🎄)

Let's all just agree right now that any Democrat who doesn't finish every campaign speech with, "And oh yeah... I will never stop demanding the full release of the #EpsteinFiles!" is just phoning it in.

The most heartbreaking thing about being Gen X is the realization that we may not be able to fix anything our parents' generation destroyed until after they're dead and gone. If you don't believe me, ask them if they're worried about the future, and listen when they say, "Who cares? I'll be dead."

The reason AI is a losing issue with Republicans is because it combines all the know-it-all science and logic of the coastal elites with the mythological job theft of immigrants. #TaxTheRich

For what it's worth, maybe we should take a lesson from what happened to the WH East Wing and not let him bulldoze the #KennedyCenter.

If you haven't gamed it out, here's how all the #voterfraud BS is going to go. Since his USPS gambit didn't work, he now gets to claim it's all fraud again as a pretext for Mike Johnson not seating any victorious Democrats in January. Cheaters always use the "heads I win, tails you lose" strategy.

What movie are we watching? A. Weekend at Mitchie's B. Mitch-in A-Maskable C. 28 Votes Later D. White Zombie

Imagine being named Al right now.

It's strange to me how often purity tests show up on the left. The idea that my vote should be contingent on whether someone is looking out for me personally sounds a lot like a right wing perspective. I wish everyone cared about my rights, but I would rather care about everyone else's first. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Nothing divided the citizens more than “Citizens united” 😕 💰

The thing is... There are too many people arguing against human rights to continue pretending that "humanity" is still a collective term. It's why they dehumanize the "other". It's not just to reduce our value. It allows them to abandon their own values and descend into their own inhumanity.

I worry that they are moving so fast—and that the media has been so bizarrely silent—that the “new global order” (Pax Silica) will be in place (& impossible to unwind) before the public knows anything about it. Thread. #PaxSilica 1/

Welcome home noble Coheed to the secrets of Cambria.

General strikes are the only recourse. We need to pick a date. How about every day from Labor Day until Christmas or until he's gone? Whichever comes first.

Private health insurance: Who's going to pay for it? We all do. For-profit healthcare means that they will ALWAYS find a way to make us all pay more. Medicare-for-all: Who's going to pay for it? We all do. We just aren't at the mercy of profiteering big pharma and big insurance. It's not hard.

The revolution will not be generated by AI.

United States of Ontario has a nice ring to it.

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Remember to troll them by saying: "It's still Lake Canada as far as I'm concerned."

God Dammit Donut! He was my fancast for Dong Quixote!

A world without Dolly is unimaginably worse. #RIPDollyParton

Con m@n, tra!tor, pedoph!le, soci0path. I don't have to name the man for those words to unquestionably identify him. Everybody knows who and what he is. That's why algorithms suppress posts like this, unless we circumvent them. Release the f!les.