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Most people call Autumn; “soup weather” or “sweater weather”, but I prefer to call it; “my gas bill goes up weather” #cycling

It was a disappointing cruise. Accommodations were uncomfortable and it rained a lot. On the positive side, the buffet was great and you could get two of everything HAPPY SUNDAY EVERYONE !!!!

If anyone needs pinecones and pine needles burned, I’m your guy. I’ll come over and burn your shit, $75 /hr , no chatting, just leave me alone with my audiobook. I’ll do a better job if fed, I prefer Chinese or Indian food on weekends and BBQ weekdays.

When the bike room is full and the dining room starts to look like this, it’s probably best to not get a new bike for Christmas #cycling

Cool Tidbit: -The medieval Eltz Castle located in Wierschem, Germany, has been owned and occupied by the same family for over 850 years, 33 generations to be exact. #history

Jesus, look at the time !!

When we’re riding out in the middle of nowhere, not only do I enjoy the exercise, but I really love the discussion about the good spots to hide a body. #cycling

I just waved and said “good morning”, to the neighbour’s Halloween scarecrow, so guess I will be scheduling that eye exam #sunday

Art tidbit: American artist Michael Mapes creates, or sometimes re-creates, portraits of people by putting together pieces of photos and other objects, all placed in cases reminiscent of the cabinets used by entomologists for their insect collections #art

Russell Crowe and Ethan Hawke are my two favourite actors that are named after misspelled birds

One day you’re cool as fuck and the next day you’re excited about getting a new air fryer. Life comes at you hard and fast

[me,teaching Lola to shake hands] “NO! Firmer than that. It has to be firmer if you want people to take you seriously” #dogs

Most young people these days, will never know the angelic voice of Luciano Pavarotti #music

Ace Frehley of the rock band Kiss, signing someone’s grandmother. #music

On our walk tonight we saw a guy wearing a suit and tie walking his dog. Now Lola is looking at me thinking, “Why don’t you dress nice for me anymore?” #dogs

Shiny Happy People Donald and Melania: The love story that inspires us all

I hate to bother anyone, but could you all check your pockets for my car keys?

Me in the shower waiting for the hot water

With age comes wisdom. And acid reflux

September in Canada ❤️❤️ 🇨🇦🇨🇦

Oh, what a way to cap off a great Saturday #canada

My favourite time of the year, the neighbours have put their clothes back on and most of the tourists are gone. JOY!!!!!! #weekend

She has to know there’s an easier way to blow up a balloon. What a show off

In life, you have to take time to smell the flowers and water the corn #cycling

Holy shit !! Make sure you don't forget the 'R' when you're Googling, "Gary Oldman movies."

- Them: “hey how was your weekend ?” - Me: “ I walked around carrying a bag of dog shit, how was your weekend ?” #dogs

Sunsets & Shits (Nothing that Lola likes more than taking a shit at sunset) #dogs

I was just asked, “You’re willing to lose friends over politics?” Me: “I’m willing to lose friends over them eating the last slice of pizza”

Imagine popping out for a donut and you find Mark Carney and Bryan Adams sitting at the next table. Fuck, I’d twist myself into a pretzel to get a selfie without them noticing #canada 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

A short story from my kitchen

Wildlife Photographer, Dmitry Kokh travelled to Russia's now deserted weather station on Wrangel Island. Using a drone equipped with special low-noise propellers, the wildlife photographer was able to capture the animals who had since made the building their home without disturbing them.

Canada Tidbit: Canada holds the highest national bald eagle population, with roughly 110,000 birds representing 55% of the global I introduce The "Great Canadian Bald Eagle" Photo location Port Franks

Ahhh, one of those warm, rainy mornings where I sit out on the front step, sip my coffee and pretend everyone else has been killed off in a zombie apocalypse JOY!!!!!

Americans will use anything to measure except the metric system

Happy International Dog Day! -You know who doesn’t give a Shit about International Dog Day? - dogs

What’s with all the fear about having your identity stolen? If someone stole my identity, I would be like, “Haha now you spend all your money on dumb shit and you’re bad at basketball.”

A guy, a bike and his dog 52 years apart Yikes!!!! #cycling

I find something dirty 69% of the time in every thing I read

Fuck it ! I’m giving it a good try 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #canada

Heads Up: Never buy a $3.99 alarm clock from Amazon. Alarm didn’t go off and I slept in till 9:77

"WHAT ARE YOU EATING AND HOW CAN I HELP?" - Lola #dogs

Fack! This summer has been going by so fast, I haven’t even had time to lose weight

Some people are up early and doing productive things, or are donating their time to really amazing charities and I'm over here all excited because I was able to pick up a quarter with my toes. #humpday

if you have a weird name and appear in a movie’s closing credits, i will find you and i will say your name. Yes you, JUICY WANG, senior designer on Zombieland

I would describe the cologne on the guy who was just in the elevator with me as “all of it.” #monday

Good Sunday morning earthlings!!

Do the things that bring you joy. Eat the pastry. Take afternoon naps. Drink the blood of your enemies as part of an ancient incantation that opens a portal to the Underworld. Dance like no one is watching. #friday

When I finish eating something, I have to show Ruby my hands, like I’m a Blackjack Dealer #dog

Friend : “how’s your eyesight?” Me:

My Sunday mission ; Get the dogs tired with an early morning walk and then lounge for the rest of the day. -mission accomplished